CB Fry

I've hear Claude can't get instructions out to the players from the touchline any more. His larynx is shot to sh it.

What, not many you mean? Agree our recruitment is excellent.

It's a nice advert. http://tvadsongs.uk/pampers-power-of-babies-im-coming-home/

As I said, beyond you.

If Cedric is sold do people seriously think the only options available to us are extend Martina's contract or offer Caceres a permanent deal? It's a race between Cocu and Martin to see who is out of the door first come June, and we'll sign a perfectly good new permanent full back.

You can make stuff up if you like. As I said, beyond you.

As I said, it's completely beyond you.

May needs a bigger majority so she isn't held to ransom by her own lunatic fringe. More Tory MPs mean more soft Brexit support in the same way a majority of Conservative MPs supported remain. Pretty basic stuff. Utterly beyond you of course.

If he was then we would have signed him long before the second week of February after we'd tried and failed to sign (at least) two other centre backs. He is not the long term answer to anything. He will be gone by 1st June.

Daring to dissent? Who exactly is stopping you and who exactly are you dissenting against? It's a fans forum you soppy sod.

You missed the majority of Conservative MPs including the then and also the current Prime Minister campaigning for Remain, then? It's pretty flaming obvious why May needs a stonking majority. She needs insurance against the swivel eyed nutjob Brexiteers when she has to make concessions and sell the best deal she can get back to parliament.

Did you sleep through the referendum then?

Patchy at best. 4/10.

Here comes Jay Rod and that means goals goals goals.

We are never ever ever going to score.

Chris Nicholl memorial selection. #fourtwofour

I've just rolled two dice and can now confirm that Oriel Romeu had Puel by the throat on the training ground on Friday morning.

This makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Ringo had Brian Epstein by the throat on the training ground.

If we finished mid table for the next five years it would be such a disgrace for a club what is so massive like what we are.

Here we go again.

I, for one, would welcome a money laundering, multiple murdering paedo modern slave trader with twenty years of white collar corruption behind him just as long as he STOPS SELLING OUR BEST PLAYERS AND INVESTS IN THE SQUAD.

They should do a video replay of the effing bidding process.

LOL. Corbynomics.

Koeman took a club that have finished top eight in 8 of the last 10 seasons including 3 5th and 2 6th place finishes and took them to probably seventh. He's a miracle worker and no mistake.