CB Fry

Fresh as daisies they are. Sorry, I meant bunch of pansies.

Still no. It's not about lying. It's about that he fu cked up. He tasked himself with getting a replacement and he's tried to get one and he's failed to get one (IF he fails. 180 minutes and counting....).

I'm not sure I am going to accept people pretending that "be in a position to replace him" actually meant "we are not going to buy a replacement".

Jack Cork has done a couple of good things. We should have kept him.

Les Reed: more mealy mouthed than a mealworm eating a Happy Meal buried in a bucket of oatmeal.

Anyone else just got a DirectTV logo on their Sportsmania stream? Slightly annoying.

Never gets old.

Nah. Not having that. He knew what he was saying when he said it. As a club that "prepares one window in advance" to replace a player we suspected/knew would go in said window, to not bring in a replacement this window would be a very poor show. He's got until 11.

I'm still there. If we don't sign a CB, it will be a copper-bottomed fu ck up and I will be hunkering down for a good old fashioned meltdown this evening.

I think it's difficult to not play someone, at all, for half a season and then expect another club to cough up twenty million. Klopp has effed up his valuation through his own actions.

Please say we'll win Lawro please say we'll win. Lawro, please say we'll win. Please. Please Lawro. Please. Just say we'll win. Please Lawro. Please. Please.

Any sightings of him hitting the breakfast buffet, yet? I bet he loves a hash brown.

Have Ralph and Les fallen out with Lime Wood, then? Disappointing for the lad.

If the deadline is 11pm tomorrow night, why are Sky Sports News showing on their big screen thing thing that there is 1 day 6 hours to go?

You forgot Henri Camera.

Our current global trading strategy is the diplomatic equivalent of wa nking off tramps for cash.

That reads like a recycling of reports from two days ago rather than actual new information.

In fairness that would have happened last year (went out on FAC third round) and the year before (fourth round). For anyone going out at either stage of the FAC it's fairly normal in any given season.

We are signing a centre back.

Let's do a sweepstake for each minute of the match so we can all do something to commemorate something for the entire game. Bagsy my dead dad for minute 11. Big SFC fans and would mean a lot to our family so definitely 30k strangers should be obliged to chant his name for a minute at Wembley. 83rd minute for Bobby Stokes, everyone clapping the linesman for a whole minute. 85th minute for Ted Bates. Minutes silence. 5th minute for the Ted Bates statue, marking the days it was up before Leon stepped in. Chant "pull it down pull it down, pull it down" for a full minute. 49th minute for Nicola Cortese, marking his height in inches. Doesn't matter if you stand or sit for this bit because no one will be quite sure anyway. 13th minute for Paul Sturrock, marking his matches in charge. Everyone spills a bit of tea or any food they have down their front. There's a lot of minutes to fill if we are going to do this match justice.

Bang on the money as usual.

Or Forster. Or anyone at all. I think we should keep the entire first choice 16 in some kind of oxygen tank until February 25th. We've learnt before that even getting salad cream out of a cupboard is an injury risk so those guys shouldn't be allowed to do anything. Feed them through a drip.

We're blatantly not going to be buying a goalkeeper in this window.

Says every fan of every club, everywhere, forever.

A embarrassful disgracement.