CB Fry

Jeremy Corbyn played no meaningful role in the Northern Ireland peace process. Throughout it all he was a meaningless irrelevant backbench MP.

Welcome to the great brainwashed. You're very welcome here.

20 glorious minutes. Pure joy, pure hope. San Siro also fantastic. Everton at home was satisfying on all kinds of levels.

Well, you can make it up and here you are.

He's said that lots of times on the radio, and it's in his autobiography. It's virtually his catchphrase.

You've changed your tune. I thought people who thought 8th in the table was a good achievement were all brainwashed by Les Reed?

Short memory.

Especially as they are a level 2 club and we're a level 3 club.

It's worth taking the opportunity to make the point that ITV have completely lost their fu cking minds. Two hours primetime.

Indeed.

It's going to be a feast of football.

I heard he posted something libellous on a message board.

Nothing better than a *****-strop from a wannabe ITK.

Oh great, he's back again.

Who told you that?

Nope. Just the stuff Les has said and done. #grounded

That's because the club have clear ambition to finish higher up the table and/or win a cup, just like I've always said they have. #tooeasy

The main factor is this forum is infected with snidey saps who've decided our gigantic club can sneer at our second major cup final in 40 odd years and an unprecedented fourth top 8 finish as some kind of failure. I've enjoyed the season. Inter was brilliant, Wembley and the road there was brilliant. And because I am not a child, I can view this season as being, in the round and on planet earth, as a successful one. My recommendation to you is get used it - you've got 30 odd years or more of this to get used to. Suck it the fu ck up.

2014: finished eighth. Greatest achievement in Southampton Football Club history with our finest ever side of wonder players who were on a one-way ticket to Champions League glory before Les Reed callously dismantled it. Eighth though. Brilliant. Amazing. 2017: eighth place is sh it and the start of our slippery slope of steep decline and inevitable relegationwith our turgid hopeless team of deadbeats. Dreadful. Eighth though. Fu cking useless.

That Joke Isn't Funny Anymore.

I hope the Man United squad do the decent thing and give us a guard of honour for this tomorrow night.

Heaven knows.

We've got one foot in the Europa League, boys.

He should be able to sign for the Champions or the richest club in the country. The kind of teams who can buy players from Liverpool, or flog their cast offs to Liverpool. Would be such a sh it move for him.

Last Night I Dreamt That Somebody Loved Puel.