CB Fry

Sat there with a tray of Nachos slightly bigger than a snooker table.

Sat there with a bucket of popcorn slightly larger than a wheelie bin.

It's what we're all thinking.

Propaganda football again. As a defensive tactic, it works because most of the match we've been in their half. But we don't look like scoring if we played all week.

The moderators agree you are an utter bellend. Have another king sized Snickers and get over it.

I think we should sign Humpty from Playschool. I don't but I just want a different picture on my feed for this thread instead of Alpine's missus.

This kind of disproportionality between populous and less populous geographical areas is very common globally in most democratic systems. Obvious examples being the US electoral college - compare a county map and the popular vote totals for Trump v Hillary - and, er, well, our good old British parliamentary system untouched by evil old biased Johnny Foreigner. Voters in rural Scotland, redneck Hicksville or Malta have disproportionate power vs those in LA or London. It's a fact of life and in many ways perfectly sensible and more democratic than everything being mathematically equal.

What is your core argument? I read your response to Shurlock a couple of times and I couldn't make head nor tail of what you were on about.

I can honestly tell you that I think VVD will go in the summer and it's nothing to do with anything in the media. It's everything to do with the fact that our club actively sells players once they reach a level where they can get a move to a bigger club and said bigger clubs start putting bids in. I'm expecting at least one of the big clubs to put in a sizeable bid in the summer and the likelihood is that will be that. It's possible that we might hold on for one more year, Morgan style, but this will mainly be dependent on misery/pi ss-take bids which we bat away. Once we're heading into the £40m plus arena it's game over. Anyone with a "minimal level of intelligence" can see that as perfectly realistic scenario but you get all frothy about lazy scumbag journalists if you really want.

There's drivel and then there's drivel.

Fair enough. Hopefully his behaviour hasn't put you off as a new poster new to this forum and never having posted on here ever before about a month ago.

In fairness, this is definitely up there with Kristallnacht.

Brilliant.

An interesting insight from such a brand new poster who only joined a few weeks back and has so few posts. It's great that you've settled into the forum so quickly. That's the great thing about this forum. Brand new contributors like yourself can feel that they have been posting on here for years.

Post of the year.

After a patchy run of form, this is a quite superb example of the craft. Well done. 9/10.

If we were run by SISU we definitely wouldn't be selling all our best players to Liverpool. So, swings and roundabouts really.

I'd like to join the club historian and various other assorted dinlows in denouncing this as nonsense. Look, we've already all got together and decided VVD definitely has a release clause and we've already comprehensively berated Les Reed for being such a clueless dribbling moron for putting one in - I mean, how could he be so stupid, I despair of the running of the club by these idiots, I really do - so I for one am not going to let trivial media lies and spin of the manager being directly quoted unequivically saying he doesnt have one get in the way of slagging off the club for being useless, terrible cretins. Clubcall or some website or other said there is one and that, frankly, is that.

Didn't realise that Everton are two points worse off this season than the same point last year. Oh dear.

They all do in Portugal. Borderline meaningless. He does have a long contract though, which might be problematic.

I've watched 45 seconds of a YouTube on him (about a third of it) and I am now happy to confirm that I approve of this signing.

Here comes Shane Long, so expect goals goals goals.

You seriously think Mane and Lallana and Lovren and Clyne and Pelle and Toby joined different clubs because the fans of those clubs might be more predisposed to the novelty songs sung by the team? If Everton or Spurs or any other club with normal fans had done this their fans would be equally dismissive and quite rightly so.

It's all pointing to a Shane Long hat-trick.