CB Fry

Well, there is this. Once we're not the translator/best friend of the US in Europe - I imagine the US has never had any dealings with Germany without us as matchmaker - then those yanks will be crawling to us. Crawling.

We'd have the whip hand, Tim. The whip hand I tells ya.

Where does Butcher say that Roy is, or should be, playing Butland in order to stop Hart getting injured on the artificial turf? It's not in the quote you've posted.

I think you might be the one foaming. Pretty obvious what Tim was saying, not sure you're falling about pretending to misunderstand it. Good for you. Anyway, the good news is Wes Tender has told us all we'll have the "whip hand" versus the EU once we're out, so that's okay then. The whip hand.

I've not read one of your stroppy teenage bit ch-fests about Dusan Tadic for a while. Why not bang another one of them out for us.

There are lots of important governmental roles in this country that no one gets to vote on full stop.

The candidates are 1. Go English - right now the only genuine contender is Pardew, and he will need to finish top ten and a have reasonable cup run this season. Maybe Garry Monk. 2. The skip-a-generation contender. The give it to Gary Neville and hope route. 3. Carlo Ancelotti. 4. Cave in to Talk Sport and appoint a top, top, top manager. Kevin Bond putting the cones out. Triffic.

It's almost like the top ten of the Premier League is a higher standard than League One and the Championship.

In, all day long. Looking forward to hearing a confident case put forward by all the various In campaigns.

Except they've only got one game left.

Gallagher, like all our loanees, is never going to make it at SFC. Just trying to find a club that will take him off us.

A Californian grape with an American Express black card.

A single molecule of a beast with the body of a horse and the head and torso of a man.

A roman army officer who has scored 100 runs in a single first class innings.

Still reads like the ramblings of a fantasist to me, with a smattering of obvious rent-a-troll button pushing phrases designed to get a reaction. He lives in Sholing. I know it. You know it. He knows it.

Angry from Sholing is off again I see. Go on, go and have a wander down to The Swan for a pint. Might cheer you up.

The life cycle of any football team will mean that is going to happen anyway. If you'd rather we only bought players that the richest clubs won't touch with a bargepole then fine, but we'd likely be a sh it team. Producing a team every season with two or three players the top four want is a great way to maintain us as a club in the top ten. There isn't any other strategy that will do that any better, if you accept as you need to that we will never try and match Champions League wages. Seriously, our current strategy is the most sustainable we'll get to.

We do it because it is sustainable. And really don't understand why it wouldn't be. It's happening at football clubs all over - say Celtic, or Feyenoord - so what's the problem?

I hope someone does. A forum legend and no mistake.

All official now. Klopp appointed.

You're an odd one.

I remember you getting upset about it but that's about it.

Quite. If the worst we can say about our Chairman is that he's a bit annoying then I think we're doing all right.

Maybe you could go and ask? At worst it's a bus ride or maybe only a short walk away for you.

Except it is perfectly possible Newcastle could finish 15th. It's October.