CB Fry

Lift up a paving stone and out he crawls.

I don't think anyone takes him seriously anymore, or ever. For me, he's a breakfast punchbag. If I feel like it each morning I will bang out a post or two mocking whatever utter idiocy he he has come out with overnight. The fact that he always, always, always comes back for more just makes it more fun. Just a little workout for the old sarcasm muscles while I take my morning dump. Punch the clown.

"Granted he still had to get us promoted". Twice. He got us promoted twice.

Ha. I liked that one. Up there with my playing chess with Sarnia Saint bit on the ....America thread as my favourite recent posts.

Firstly, aw shucks. I think. Secondly, great punchline. Thirdedly, I would hope Pap never got infracted for anything he said to me, the reverse is definitely true. We slugged it out but both of us gave as good as we got. Ditto me and Alpine. It's worth saying I have never being infracted for anything other than a handful of ticking offs for circumventing the fu cking swear filter. So someone must like me, or I am too irrelevant to worry about.

Like all big mainstream acts, I'll always have an extensive back catalogue to fall back on. So when I hit tough times like this I will look to roll out the hits. We're never far away from someone accusing a journalist of making stuff up to destabilise us, or saying stripes are old fashioned or that we have a better rags to riches story than Swansea. And if all else fails I. can. always. revert. to. using. multiple. full. stops. to. ram. my. point. home. The crowd goes wild.

That looks like a brilliant place to try out my edgier Steve Wood-based material which so far hasn't found an audience in the same way as my "classic" CB Fry stuff has here.

What, like this: Your response to a post clealy and very specifically about homicide rates. And a post that at no point "calls all firearms deaths murder" as you have tried to claim. So, just another sensational statement from you that has no credibility, or yet more proof that you're too fuc king dumb to read anything anyone posts. Take your pick. When you've managed to pull yourself up to "half intelligent", let us all know. It may take you a while.

I'd say it's more John Lydon on "I'm a Celebrity..." myself.

Last game at Maine Road wasn't it?

Nice edit.

If we win we will go up at least a place. Can't see all three of us winning, especially when it seems Poch might want to give the EL the swerve.

Drivel.

This entire thread has verbatim reports of all the speeches and eye witness accounts of everything that happened, so yes.

Drivel. Drivel. Drivel. Drivel. Drivel. Drivel.

He's got enough in his locker to be the next Shaun Wright-Phillips, that's for sure.

That's some top three. Delighted we remain on good forum terms despite me saying I didn't care for the piping round the sleeves of the 2003-05 home kit.

D i ck Advocaat crying at keeping Sunderland up just now. That's enough to get him the job full time. Allowing him to deliver yet another drab season next year, and they'll be in the bottom five come February, where he'll be sacked and replaced by X X X who will then keep them up, that being enough to get him the job full time. And that person delivers yet another drab season the following year and they'll be in the bottom five come February, where he'll be sacked and replaced by Y Y Y who will then keep them up, that being enough to get him the job full time. And that person delivers yet another drab season the following year and they'll be in the bottom five come February, where he'll be sacked and replaced by Z Z Z who will then keep them up, that being enough to get him the job full time. And that person delivers yet another drab season the following year and

That was legendary. He's left his mark on the forum, that's for sure.

At heck of a lot can happen in five years - look at 1992 compared with 1997, and Blair only had three years or so as leader before that election. A Conservative collapse over Europe; or a resurgent Labour party under a new leader (not necessarily the next one); or both of those things could happen before 2020.

How you've divined "lovingly" from nothing more than the phrase "my former club" will remain a mystery. You don't like Hoddle, fine. Lots of us don't. Why not dislike for stuff he has done, rather than getting furious about stuff he clearly hasn't done? Just a bit of advice for you.

The correct word is fickelaneousness.

Actually some experts did say precisely that.

Nah, that column takes the pi ss out of everyone. From time to time it will take the pi ss out of us and when they do some on here go typically apesh it about the media's agenda against us and how they would never do that about Liverpool.

He tried to sign Courtois he says. Presumably pre-Boruc.