CB Fry

Rupert Lowe elected.

So we haven't signed anyone today? Not one single player? Fucks sake. Sort it out Saints.

Insane signing

How come that Asian country is in the quarter finals of the Euros?

Does Magna Carta mean nothing to you? Did she die in vain?

He'd be the Chelsea manager by Christmas if he wins 12 straight games.

Can't fault it. Well done Saints.

It doesn't really matter because we'll just wear the pink kit away at places like Everton where we could easily wear our home kit but we won't because of the sweet sweet coin.

I'm not going to lie I was looking forward to watching Shania Twain on the Iplayer.

Same old story.

We need Just Stop Oil to bundle on and glue themselves to something

We are never ever ever ever ever going to score.

Only thirty minutes away from being able to blame all of this on rainbow laces and taking the knee.

Well you know what they say. If it ain't broke don't fix it. Except we are absolute utter dogshit.

Southgate resigning tomorrow won't be great for Sunak trying to land his last minute campaign messages.

This is, like, the best England squad EVA

Will take them to a 34,000 seater stadium. A ground so gigantic I can't even imagine it. The ambition of these clubs are completely blowing us out of the water.

This is going to be an absolute doddle for England to win Euro 24.

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Doesn't mean a lot, apart from a Premier League pay rise for him which he deserves, he's done it. If we're badly adrift come Bonfire Night he'll still get sacked.

Jesus wept.

The stuff about "right side of the draw" doesn't mean much when we are very capable of losing to the Netherlands and we will definitely lose to Italy.

SEVENTY THREE PERCENT MOTHERFUCKERS

Probably would have been equally amusing if Scotland had won 1-0 and went home anyway because their goal difference was terrible. But this will do. Absolutely dreadful team. Both of them were. And people still go on about how "International level" is some special, extra, higher standard. Is. it. Fuck. That was bottom of the Championship stuff.

RUSSELL MARTIN YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU