CB Fry

That website, I imagine, must rank alongside the 9/11 "Great Resource" forum (In summary: "look at these weeping firemen in this clip, what fu cking sh it actors" ) in the pantheon of Paps interwebworld of open minded free thinking evidence based analysis.

I'm definitely telling my grandchildren about my last three posts.

I did about six minutes. I liked the bit when, while trying to sound, like, all scientific when analysing the trajectory of "the ball" he decided to say "so to start with, I've made a couple of assumptions" Yes mate. You have. You definitely have.

Yes, yes, yes but it is a conspiracy that goes to the very top of the British establishment and everything and no mistake. You can't argue with a four hour video made by a man who thinks it's libel to say the 7/7 attacks were NOT faked.

Me and my meltdowns, eh? What am I like.

Except, of course, he doesn't "state that" at all.

It doesn't show anything of the sort. Morgan didn't want to leave because the club was in turmoil, he wanted to leave because he wanted to go to Tottenham. And Morgan's supposed perception that the club was in turmoil doesn't mean it actually was. The fact that Spurs only offered £10m is a far more significant variable than either a) fan unrest or b) supposed turmoil in keeping Morgan here. Nice try.

Well, no. What do you think the overriding theme of the press conference questions for Pochettino ahead of a game vs Southampton could possibly have been? And Lallana clearly taking the opportunity of being off Liverpool duty to ham-fistedly cover himself, especially as he got slaughtered by the same newspaper over the weekend. Not really a conspiracy, TDD.

That clearly was a harrowing experience for him, as Crab Lungs told us. I imagine he is still suffering post-traumatic stress and has been advised not to speak of it in public lest the wounds rip open again. I mean. His phone calls didn't get returned. Oh, the humanity.

He did nothing. Nothing whatsoever. Apart from trolling this forum.

This is straight out of the Delldays school of trying to point score against a completely imaginary foe. If there was pi ss takes and mockery on this forum last season it was not against players, who can say what they like, but against forum geniuses who thought we had a one way ticket to the Champions League because we had a "vision" of how to get there. It was proven easily that "vision" was a fairy tale and only the forum's biggest saps ever actually believed it, wetting their little pants over the "ask not if... but how" guff our short Italian friend came out with. We were never going to reach the Champions League under Cortese and it is 99.9% certain we won't under this regime. And even if we did finish 4th once, we won't become CL regulars. Not going to happen, and so what? It's fine by me. But players in interviews aspiring to do as well as they can was fine last season and it is fine this season. A different player can say we're going to finish fourth every single week for all I care. Go for it lads.

What a sweet little comment. Worth pointing out the small fact that Morgan Schneiderlin is not a bellyaching din on a football forum. He is a Southampton footballer who during the summer wanted to leave the club for a nice fat contract somewhere else, didn't, and is now giving post-rationalisation interviews in light of him staying.

I do like the way Pap always references Richard D Hall's name in connection with that video, as if that name lends the film credence or gravitas. There is certainly a sense of awe when Pap drops his name. One Google search on Richard D Hall, and here's the very first search result. Ladies and gentlemen, Richard D Hall. Email sent by Richard D. Hall to Prime Minister David Cameron on 1/10/2014 Dear Mr Cameron, In your recent U.N. speech you said, "The peddling of lies: that 9/11 was a Jewish plot and the 7/7 London attacks were staged" In this statement, regarding the 7/7 bombings you are accusing me and thousands of British people of being liars. This is a demonstrably libellous statement. I challenge you to a public debate on a subject which you have brought to light, which is, "were the London bombings a staged event?". Having made such statements, you surely should back up the statements with evidence, and then be challenged on your evidence in public. If you do not debate this issue in public and with those you accuse of being liars, then your actions are that of a dictator. I await your response, Richard D. Hall

People on the Internet who are obsessed with conspiracy theories are definitely not mental. Definitely not.

Delighted to hear we have a plan to generate commercial income to overtake the likes of Watford. Our previous brilliant businessman leader I know had dreams and ambition to achieve this but it turned out to be beyond his abilities. Well done Gareth and the management team.

Plenty of sensible fans never had any doubt that we weren't asset stripping. It's not hindsight whatsoever. It was just lack of foresight by fu cking idiots.

So you accept the board made a "choice", then, and not just stumbled upon Ronald Koeman through some random quirk of fate, like when you see an old school friend in a Supermarket car park? The club appointed an excellent manager from an expansive pool of in-work and out-of-work football managers from countries and leagues all over the world. With that in mind, shall we agree that "luck" played no more a significant role in this appointment than any other football appointment at any other club?

Except the only person twisting stuff is you. "Lucky he was available" is a meaningless "twist" by you on the appointment of our new manager by the club. How was Koeman's appointment demonstrably more "lucky" than the appointment of any other manager by any other club in the history of football? I've asked you to answer that before but you didn't and I am sure you won't this time. You deride it as lucky because you don't want to give any credit our current regime.

Don't cry for us Pochettino The truth is we never loved you We've got a new man Ronald Koeman Ronald Koeman, Ronald Koeman Easy.

I prefer Crab Lungs more thorough analysis of the mess we are in. I mean, Lallana never got his phone calls returned or nuffink. Interesting no mention that a few plebs moaning on an Internet forum was the real reason Morgan wasn't sold. Clearly an oversight by the clueless journalist. Lastly, I think it has been agreed by the forum brains trust that Koeman was just a lucky punt by dopey old Les Reed. Pure lucky luck luck. Disappointed this article doesn't acknowledge this when OldNick has told us all that this is indeed the case.

Fans of all clubs go "he has an agenda against us" apes hit now, based on him not being "bold" in his forecasts. How do you think the sensitive flowers on here would cope if Lawro started chucking 4-0 predictions about?

It could have been so different.

Those people are definitely working much harder than the rest of us now and much, much harder than their equivalents forty odd years ago. I find it both motivating and aspirational.

Apparently he phone Les Reed a couple of times during the summer but Les didn't return his calls. So no wonder he wants to leave. "It could have been so different."

and almost certainly untrue.