CB Fry

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Vanessa Feltz look like Vanessa Paradis.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

He makes Shirley Crabtree look like Shirley Temple.

That really should have been the first of his eight goals this season.

That really should have been the first of his eight goals this season.

Quite. We might just have enough about us to not be dead cert relegated despite what Phil Neville said.

Quite. We might just have enough about us to not be dead cert relegated despite what Phil Neville said.

Beautifully laughable.

Maybe the club should promise not to sack him too. The sentiment is fine, but it isn't worth saying. I was happy with him and his commitment to do well with us before these quotes came out: I think 99% of Saints fans are already. Therefore, pointless thing to say.

Pointless thing to promise really. If he does brilliantly and wins us the Europa League he could end up at Barcelona, and he ain't turning them down. Conversely, he could be sacked by Christmas.

They won't.

Ask not if we can run a club with no soundbites, but how. #itshappening

Fingers crossed if the Guardian or the Mail run a profile about Shane Long in the next few weeks he'll spend the whole piece talking about what a brilliant time he had at West Brom and Hull.

There's nothing in it to believe or not believe, it's just you getting upset about it.

Your idea that you have to "believe it" is cringeworthy. It's a bit of feelgood fluff made by a creative agency. I watched it yesterday and will never ever watch it again. You should, equally, get over it.

This. No other contenders for prime scalps this season. Am pretty sure we won't lose all four of those games, and expect us to win the home ties once we get going.

This post is far more cringeworthy than anything in that video.

Jakobsson.

I am saying that is quite lovely. Well done Saints.

He's not read the forum ITK life cycle handbook. He can't dissappear from the forum without trace until he's had a proper meltdown "screw you all" rant, populated with ITKettes begging him to stay. Disappointing.

This. No way are we signing Vlaar or any other centre back. Maybe a young RB who could play CB. But who has ever heard of such a player?

Because this forum went apesh it over perceived "tapping up" by howwible old Steven Gerrard of our players. This is our manager openly talking about other clubs players. Brendan Rodgers never did this, if he did the ocean of bed pi ss would have flooded the forum.

You like to be wrong.

I'm hearing there is a limited edition SFC Garmin sat nav set to be launched. This one features unique split - screen technology. The right hand screen shows your exact physical location, while the left screen shows where your head is at.