CB Fry

All aboard the bullsh**t rodeo. What possible sensible point are you making with this tangent?

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I wasn't being pendantic but never mind.

That's it? That's your routine for this season? Jees. Come back with something a bit more creative Dalek. Remember you have to maintain this level of hilarity all season.

And the other side of this coin equally is that we can do it we can do it Cortese said it and he's never wrong we can do it we beat City last season and everything we can do it we can do it we are signing some new players we can do it and pathetic old midtable? Pah.

If we sign a couple more in the £8-12m bracket I will expect us to finish tenth minimum. Otherwise, what's the point? Highly unlikely we will finish any higher than eighth. Next season I can't see us doing what Allardyce did at Bolton, or Pardew at Newcastle or McClaren at Boro. Don't think we'll be quite that good. But we can try.

Not the first series, but yep. All she's famous for is being on a reality TV series. Obviously oozes class.

Just responding to your post making a general point and not at all about the McCanns. The government told me to post it.

Where's the blood, Bazza?

So he could be merely hours away from magically changing from a money grabbing typical greedy footballer scumbag to the perfect signing, a young and hungry player signed on to the "project", our vision for the club and thrilled about the young and hungry talent he'll be playing with.

Blue shorts are our traditional shorts because we wore them sixty years ago. That's tradition, unless you are Leeds whose tradition started in the sixties. Or Saints, whose traditional kit is this years kit, whatever it looks like. So forget that thing about blue shorts. Or remember it. Or something. Remember when Liverpool wore stripes?

Hello peter, hello paul saints and sinners, welcome all tommy cannon, bobby ball Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello little richard, little nell willy wonka and william tell salman rushdie and kym mazelle Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello mork and mindy, brian hayes barry humphries and paris grey little neepsie, chris and do Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... billy corkhill, vince hilaire freddie flintstone, fred astaire desmond tutu, steve and claire Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... charlie parker, charlie brown leslie crowther, come on down mary wilson, di and flo Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... sir bufton tufton, jean paul sartre zippy, bungle, jeffrey archer andre previn and the LSO Tello, Tello, Tello, Tello... Tello! Now that's a modern classic.

No stripes.

Sh* t stirring Brazilian lying journo scum.

Shuush. This is a golden age of discourse with the fans. We've got Twitter and everything. We know more than we've ever known before ever ever.

Whatchu' talkin' 'bout, Willis?

I think they did - there definitely were mock up shirts of those designs. Presumably The9 spends hours on Ebay desperately hunting them out.

...and some people get stuff plain wrong. We have been consulted in the past - there used to be votes in the Echo. Once we could have voted for a Monaco style kit in honour of Hoddle. Luckily it didn't win as Glenda left before the season was out.

I would like to say that the kit Saints wear in any given season is more important to me than my family.

Pretty stupid thing to say on 2nd July really. Most of our signings are going to happen in August.

Lets see if Poch can emulate what Schteve achieved at Boro before we completely write him off as a manager. If MP's Saints win a trophy, finish seventh and get to the Europa final, it will be spoken of on here as the greatest ever achievement in football. Guarantee no one, certainly not you, would describe that as "useless".

.....ever so slightly motivated by the fact we were skint. (Morgan turned out okay, though).

That was the ones with the Denmark kit. They were small. The ones with the sevond Hummel kit were quite a long way further along the "bloomers" end of the scale.

I'm not struggling, brand new person on the forum. You know my motto. It takes diff'rent strokes to move the world. Yes it does.

Our hands are dry.