CB Fry

What is the matter at hand?

Obviously, he isn't.

Some people change their forum personas as well. Even the great thedelldays.

When the FA find out about them they'll probably kick them out of the FA Cup. Sponsored by Budweiser.

This. Just a Spanish Mike Walker.

When was a fizzy drink specifically designed for chavvy tramps ever a brand with the same reputation as Burberry?

You seem to be getting incredibly worked up about it some three years later.

If you really are that bothered about it, why not actually do something real instead of asking someone to sticky a thread on a forum?

I remember you saying so this time last year, TDD.

The Pony one was sh it but about a gazillion times better than our current abomination.

I used to live in Cheltenham, and went to see the cheese rolling one year. Effing mental. If anyone would like to recreate a similar experience, simply chuck a whole Edam out of your bedroom window and chuck yourself out of the same window after it 30 seconds later.

It's many things, but the one thing it most definitely isn't is a photoshop.

The England team are sponsored by the good people at Mars.

Everton: 4th once. No subsequent trophy winning success. Leeds: CL Semis. No trophies won. Newcastle? Champions League and Zip in actual trophies won. Spurs got to fourth and didn't even get in the sodding CL. And, also, no trophy won. Saints winning the FA Cup: actual trophy won. FA Cup all day long. 4th place really, really, really ain't sh it.

No.

Tell you what, you're so right. Our current red kit is, like, sooo futuristic and cutting edge. Its up there with the Minidisc and Reebok Pumps.

You talk about people being "bothered". The poll results suggest a more than reasonable degree of folk being "bothered" by our current kit. I would suggest if this seasons kit was red/white stripes, any poll on it would have shown that, in general, people being"not bothered", with a handful of perfectionists/nutters bothering to hate it or love it. If you want to maximise people not being "bothered" by our kit, just churn out a red and white striped kit. Your mistake is interpreting "not bothered about stripes" as "lots of fans want exciting, different kit designs". They don't. They aint bothered. It's just a kit.

Poll on this forum. Poll on the Echo. Do you like the kit. Huge majority, huge, on both saying no. Other than that, no proof. Sorry about that.

That shoulders one was terrible. Agree about the other two. My all time favourite is easily the Hummel Denmark one, which was barely stripes of course. None of those make our current kit good. Its sh it.

Jesus. Whatever. Have it your way. The gigantic majority that didn't like this seasons kit were objecting primarily to the stitching, or the detail on the collar or the lengths of the sleeves or something.

Pretty sure the poll was "do you like the kit". And results were overwhelming. As was a similar poll on the Echo site. Being that it is a football kit then no one is ever going to be that "fussed". Still means the vast majority would like us in something resembling red and white stripes. Nice try.

Absolutely reeks of Harry's agent/press chums seeding bullsh it to put the wind up QPR and get their man a few more quid.

Stoke going for a massive change of style (Martinez trying to get them to tip-tap it about) would just be suicide. Carnage. Mark Hughes sounds like a decent bet for them. He's had about one bad half season in the top flight with a very good record of mid table/upper mid table. I'd put Stoke 10-12th under Hughes.

Taking the p*ss out of pointless stat bullsh it is harmless fun.

And its a league - so if it's a draw, then it's a draw. Just stupid.