CB Fry

So, just read through the last couple of pages. And happy to announce Pap as the undisputed winner of the argument. He proper rinsed the rest of you. Well done Pap. The Boston Bomb was definitely, like, all made up and stuff. I mean, look at that guy and that photo and that. All pretty conclusive. Anyway, Pap wins.

Anyway. Wigan to go down. Villa are a proper big club that I quite like. Wigan are just a nothing club who don't belong in the division.

ART is not a troll. He's just nuts. You, however, are a troll. Do your yo-yo stuff again. It was, like, soo funny.

Where did I say he was looking for a "quick sell" then? Vectis making sh it up shocker. You started griping about the "want it now" generation. Everything that Cortese has done since he's been here is testiment to that generation. If you want to "string together" a " coherent argument" I wouldn't start by moaning about a "generation" that our chairman embodies to the core of his being. Keep trying. One day you'll understand.

Nicola Cortese, sacking two successful managers because they weren't delivering enough success quick enough for him is clearly not part of the "want it now" generation. Clearly not. Christ.

It's not an extreme situation. It has no relationship whatdoever with Pompey. None at all. You comparing the family of that eight year old boy with the St Johns Ambulance being owed a few quid sums your mentalness up perfectly. I see you have yet to retract your callous and sick comparison to the Boston bomb. You should be ashamed of yourself. PS - Don't mention Justice because you don't want Justice. You just want Pompey to suffer over and over. Which is fine, but please don't build it up as "justice". Don't flatter yourself.

I think now would be a brilliant time to sell up for them. We're at the high water mark for them to maximise their return. As a dispassionate advisor to the Leibherrs/MALI/whoever it is I would say sell and get the hell out of English football.

Oh this new trolling routine is simply hilarious. Really, it's brilliant. Have you worked out next season's rib tickler yet or do we have to wait until August?

Seriously, we won't be. We're safe.

The only feeble minded people are those that think that all journalists, like, make it all up and stuff. But this is a fairly typical utterly clueless contribution from you, so well done on maintaining your standards.

You can be relied upon to be hilarious time and again. I don't remember saying anything about my thoughts on whether "justice" has been "done". But you compared Pompey to a bombing that has killed a child and haven't yet retracted that sentiment. I have nothing more to add.

Why don't you write a letter to the family of that eight year old boy who died in Boston to see what they think about Pompey?

I've only been watching the stream for about ten mins but looks all Swansea. Until that run by J Rod as I write this. Swansea looking handy.

I'd avoid this thread if I were you. The THIS IS SO UNFAIR nutcases haven't even got going yet. The fact is Pompey are Royally fu cked for a decade, if not longer. Read this thread over the next couple of days and you'll believe Michel Platini has stepped in to give them a bye into the Champions League final.

No. You're right. It is just the same as the Boston bombers. Just the same. Thanks for not letting me down.

OldNick and SaintRichmond will be overjoyed as it gives them another three years to foam at the mouth ranting on about the Football League's "beloved Portsmouth" and them getting away with it and other such bilge. Start frothing, boys.

Thank you and goodnight.

All the good posters won't be posting any more. And no wonder.

Shaw is living proof that if you are good enough then you are good enough. He is not living proof that all young players are good enough.

Can people stop calling L2 "the bottom of the league pyramid". It isn't. The Pyramid only starts to take shape below the Blue Sq Prem. Where, with a fair wind, that cesspit of a club will be falling into this time next year....

No one is going to go on an unofficiall blog site to read a neutral, factual report though. No point. The BBC or a newspaper site can do that. I think it read pretty well, well done, but as someone else said you need to find a voice that will give people a reason to read you. If you're fifteen this must be as good as it gets to be a Saints fan in your supporting lifetime. Find a way to bring that enthusiasm and excitement through to what you write. If you are going to games with mates, what happens? What a great age to be going, home and away. Even if you're not going, what happens? I spent a lot of my youth waiting for some "goal music" on Radio Solent (ask your dad). Or looking at the TVs in the window of Radio Rentals (er, ask your dad again) next door to the fruit and veg shop I worked at on Saturday afternoons. That's how I got Saints as a kid. What about you? Think about how you talk about football with your mates and get that out in your reports. Don't be hemmed in by the generics of the rudimentary match report. And if you wouldn't say it out loud, don't write it. (The opposite isn't true, though: don't write down everything you say to your mates: world of pain). Have you ever called Saints "the men from the coast" or did you think that might be what a journalist might write? Be you. But don't worry -keep going, good luck! I'll follow you!

....what am I a "supporter" of, exactly? Do tell.

Do the yo-yo stuff again. Go on. We all fell for it, we did. You're, like, the king of trolls.

Dalek new troll routine alert. Dalek new troll routine alert. Probably not as hilarious as the Yo-yo policy stuff. That really was quite brilliant.

Clearly what has happened in the last week could not be less like North Korea. Good effort.