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Yes, but they are hovering around mediocrity, had a meaningless second half of the season and didn't even try and go for the Champions League. Eurgh. The thought of having a boring season like West Brom makes me physically sick. Saints are much, much better than that.

Pretty sure we're going to finish tenth, aren't we?

This would be why... Oh, he's such a card. What japes.

Is the season over then? That was quick. We're not going down. We're safe.

Well, you know relegation and that? It won't happen to us this season.

Because we won't get relegated this season. We are, how you say, "safe" from relegation.

We are safe you plank. Easily.

Yes. We desperately need 44 points. Of course we do. Because Villa AND Wigan are going to merrily bag ten points in the last four games. And if the miracle happens then of course Sunderland, Newcastle and Norwich will all get more points than us. Of course. We're as good as down. Great trolling Dalek. Keep it up. It is, like, sooo funny.

Lost heavily to a team hovering in mediocrity, in the middle of a meaningless second half of the season who didn't even bother trying to get into the top four. We should be ashamed of losing to a team so utterly beneath us.

This. Even though they were all correct, still brave of the ref to dish them out.

So the club is going to be funded through bowling competitions and annual five-a-side tournaments with £800 a time flooding into the coffers. I think they might need to throw in a Tombola and a Bake Sale or two if they want a "competitive" squad.

Newcastle never looked back after they qualified.

I'd pick the Champion's League one but only on condition that our 1976 FA win is removed from all records and everyone's memory.

Uefa Cup. Winning a trophy all day long. I'd take the League Cup or FA Cup over top four too.

...and the same again for the next ninety nine months, presumably?

They're not rock botton of the third division, they're "still amongst the stars" if you take this forums favourite quote.

There seems to be a deranged obsession on here about what "we" should "aim" for, coupled with the usual "shoot for the moon" rent a quote. When it doesn't matter what "we" (people on here) aim for. People on here saying we should go for fourth doesn't actually mean the team will then more likely finish ninth. People on here saying "try and stay up first" won't actually get us relegated. I refer you to our chum Lighthouse who despite his sneering and blustering about how finishing ninth and winning a cup is "obscurity" and "wouldn't want many seasons like that"....is now suddenly saying that would be fine for us next season after all. Oh, good. Me too. So what exactly are these people drivelling about?

Hats off for completely belittling Swansea's achievement ("hovering in obscurity"? "don't want many seasons like that"?) while at the same time patronising Swansea's fans ("I'm sure they're delighted with that"). Little old pathetic Swansea getting all excited over winning a trophy, getting into Europe and being ninth. Bless them. Easily pleased. Well, I'd take "too many seasons like that". I'd take ten seasons in a row, right now, not even including a cup win. Aint many other clubs our size have done that. Probably Fulham are about the only one I can think of, and they've had relegation scraps anyway. The arrogance and sense of entitlement sweeping through this forum is pretty chilling actually.

It must be simply awful for them.

Well I was right about Nigel. He was good enough to be still in work. And Jay Rod, Cork and Morgan? I thank you. Got the season the wrong was round though.

Swansea win a trophy at Wembley in March and they've had a meaningless second half of the season. Fu ck me.

I'm very proud of my country. And I'm even more proud that I don't come from or live in a Catholic country. For that reason, St George's Day can suck my co ck.

I think Lowe was the lightening rod for hatred back then, meaning Arry got off lightly, with plenty happy to parrot the "redknapp had his hands tied" rent-an-excuse (Funny, no hands tied at QPR, though). No one ever chanted about Guy Askham during Branfoot's tenure. He got it all. Not undeserved though.

Hey everyone! It's Dalek's new trolling routine. He's got bored of his "we're-sleepwalking-to-relegation-I honestly-think-we-need-43-points-honest-I-do" routine so he's now trying a new little twist of just mentioning the word troll in every single post. Oh, he's good. This one really is funny and loads better than yo-yo strategy, and we're-going-to-finish-17th and all those other classics that he deathlessly grinds into the dirt for months on end. Well done on another trolling triumph. You are, like, sooo funny.

The reference to where's me washboard made me laugh out loud. Good work. Nice to see Bournemouth in the Championship. I will keep looking out for their results as I always have.