CB Fry

Asking why anyone would care what Talksport think is up for discussion here. If you don't like that, there are other threads.

Adkins is no more honest than WGS, and certainly no less glib with his off-the-peg rentaquotes.

Do we know for certain our relationship with Adidas is at a higher level than Hull? Our version of the "..are all in" ad was cheaper and nastier than some of those other clubs. Not convinced Adidas see us as some global strategic partner.

Bradford sold 9,000-odd for the last couple of seasons in League 2. I think they did something clever with pricing (ie dirt cheap) but even so, disappointing performance this year for the bestest, most loyalest fans in all of world football.

Of course. Our Nigel's favourite bank.

#bpl?

Pap's hero worship of Alex Jones is rather sweet really. Let him have that, lads, don't rinse him for it. We've all got heroes.

I always think of a classic Saints kit as having black pinstripes between the red and white stripes but that's probably just me.

How convenient.

Pap you love Alex Jones. "Staged" denials from you are blatant false flags.

LOL at Pap. The police state closing in on him and he's cracking. Jones is a complete fake who is hero worshipped by people who think everything else in the world is fake and only they can see it. Morning Pap.

Not very likely story but there you go. Slightly odd nonetheless. That's the address of the MUFC press office. The good news for us what's even less likely is the club and the player would be communicating through twitter.

Including coming on as sub, just the one hundred first team appearance for top eight Premier League Everton. But yes, barely in the team in the season just gone with a paltry 40 appearance with a month oug with a hamstring injury. (Jesus I feel like MLG.) I guess the facts I am looking at is government leaked false flag information. You know the truth, dontcha Papster?

Signed by Everton at 21, and now the same age as Forren but has played pretty regularly for Everton for a couple of seasons now? Not sure there is any similarity whatsoever. But then you are a mentalist.

He wasn't/isn't a QPR fan. Claimed to be a West Ham fan at one point but is likely not a fan of any English Club, beyond any he wants to own.

Right on. Don't watch the Ashes. At all. That's the only way Bransgrove (or should I say PAULSgrove) is going to learn.

Say we spend £30m on five new players this summer and not one of them plays a single minute of a single match until February. Would that still "make sense" to you?

Why would GWC write a "historical Saints" article about Harlee Dean or Ben Reeves? I vote Colleter. Really liked him for some reason. Just a bit nuts.

That's right. It's me who is bitter and unfunny. Coming from a man who won't stop bleating about how Pompey have "got away with it". And, only the other day was prattling on about how "this is a womans world". Yeah. Definitely me what's bitter.

Our season ticket blurb is as much platitude-heavy meaningless garbage as anything on the Reading mail-out. Reading's is better as at least it feels personal.

Classic OldNick garbage there. He's funding the Skates! He's funding the Skates! In other news, no he isn't.

There's blood all over his hands.

I think it's fine. Well done Nige.

Or, in the real world, Chelsea would like to sign Luke Shaw.

Just think, they'll be a whole new human tragedy along some time in the next few weeks, maybe even tomorrow. And we can start all over again. First you can pretend it didn't really happen. And then you can pretend you never really said it didn't really happen. Meanwhile, real people will be mourning dead relatives while you crack one out over them being crisis actors. Now that is jolly exciting for you, isn't it? PS: DO NOT GO NEAR CANARY WHARF ON THURSDAY.