Sunglasses Ron

Can we abandon the game yet?

Did I imagine the 2 he scored last season?

I don’t even follow games against the like of Chelsea anymore. Just check the score a few times to verify we’re loosing and get on with my day. We’ll probably survive (just) but bugger all points, if any, will come from top 6 opposition.

We beat 10 man Brighton, we lose to 10 man Spuds, Brighton (probably) beat Spuds. My head hurts.

When did we equalise?

WTFILN

Oh yes, now we're talking!

Come on guys, no mercy. Put them to the sword!

Haha yes!!!!!!111

Come on Adams, you really need to get into this game. This one is crucial for you!

Yes!!!!!!!!!!111111111

Then bring on Redmond!

Yes!!!!!1111!!!!!!! As expected really, we must surely have the quality to turn these fish fiddling imbeciles over.

We're sodding infuriating, don't you dare put in a shift like this on Tuesday.

I see JV has made Garth Crook’s Team Of The Week. Shame the foolish old boy barely mentions him and instead goes on a rant about Man Utd. Yet Van Dijk also gets in and he can’t help but yank one off about him. Moron.

Big point, that holding on will do wonders for morale plus we’re out the bottom 3. A lesson to learn for Danso, but thankfully no harm done.

Hope we hold on for Danso’s sake, will be difficult for him otherwise.

Been complaining for ages about his lack of goal threat, he’s finally off the mark!

1-1!

I actually think Adams has a big future ahead, he’s got some adjusting to do but we need to stick with him.

Sickener right on half time. Stuff like this always a danger against the big teams, if they’re not playing well then they can still score out of nowhere. Tough job for Ralph now.

Ahh yes, you're quite right. Good knowledge

If you applied that 9.6% win rate over a season then we’d only win 3.6 games (11 points). How the flip can you explain that record over 21 seasons of Premier League football?

BBC featured our terrible stat today... Slow-starting Southampton Southampton made a slow start to their Premier League campaign as they were beaten 3-0 by Burnley at Turf Moor. But it should come as no surprise for Saints fans as they have not won their opening league fixture since 2013-14 when they beat West Brom 1-0. Southampton have a miserable opening Premier League weekend record with only two wins in 21 attempts - a winning return of 9.6%.

I genuinely thought Vestergaard was going to be a class player when we signed him. At that height, I was expecting him to dominate our back line and chip in with several goals. How wrong was I!