Killers Knee

Where was THB on Saturday when we needed that?

Danny Murphy on MOTD hit the nail on the head - we don't have the players capable of playing this style at this level.

Can’t see the match, are we playing walking football again? Russball only works if we play at the pace of an ice hockey team.

Wasn't there a "I believe that we will win!" chant? I suggest more flares and balaclavas are required

Didn't expect us to dominate against Newcastle, so that was encouraging to see. Russball largely worked in the Premiership, it was let down by someone who truly shouldn't be in a first XI in this league. We lacked some accountability in the final third, opting for one pass too many instead of taking the shot. There were many positives from our tactics and individual contributions, and there are still some question marks over the same. I'm failing to see the point of Edozie other than "run until you're fouled", reminds me of "crop circles" but he could also pass and shoot. Overall, to be annoyed at losing 1 nil away to Newcastle on our return match from the Championship is far removed from my expectation of a 4 nil thrashing. Now if we could just get a decent keeper and a tall, athletic striker.....

Dani Osvaldo, great player but crazier that a blue haired person on Twitter

Georgian keeper, Mamardashvili, should be on the Saints radar. Looks a decent upgrade from what we have.

Leeds Utd just secured the Red Bull shirt sponsorship for next season https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/leeds-united-red-bull-owners-sponsors-b2553786.html#comments-area

We are a tactically shitter and physically weaker version of Stoke. I’m off to clean the BBQ.

When the Leicester back 4 have possession we just stand off 5 yards like statues, allowing them to survey the field and pick out passes. No pressure, take your time. Infuriating

Struggling to retain possession in the opposition’s half. Leicester press forces us into error or long ball as we are too slow.

We cannot handle their press

Sure it’s not Smallbone ball watching again?

Goal KWP!

Smallbone gives it the death stare

Putting Smallbone on is synonymous with losing another player. He is a class-A ball-watching coward. Never again please.

Time for Che to take a shower

Imagine our players walking out to this instead of the ghey toons and £10 fireworks and it’s from the homeland of our owner, this is the football he grew up with. A basketball match in Belgrade has much better atmosphere than St. Fairy’s.

Anyone know where to get the best deals on flares, Novorossia Flags and black hoodies?

How are the best before dates on your yoghurts?

Russell „interesting“ Martin is king of the coma

Denied 3 points by Blunder Baz. Lad has problems staying awake after 90 mins.

Kevin Danso getting ripped a new one by Arsenal

Christ on a bike, if my son brought that home I'd start believing in global conspiracies that THEY are out to get me. Poor bloke, she's a solid 3, and that's being generous.

Didn't want him here in the first place, ridiculous appointment. This is MadNate MkII - Rylan Clark edition.