Killers Knee

He's given up presenting Strictly.

Post Ward-Prowse and Tella there is no fight left in this team, they are the epitome of a boxer sat on his stool crying “No mas”

Saints on bottom 4 form, can they halt the descent? The manager doesn’t know his best team and the players appear to not give a toss.

It's as if AI knows whar our problems are

Bayern Munich making ManUtd look like Saints

Too lightweight and pedestrian, will be OK in league1 but will not rip up trees

Russel Brand has a better defence

I really don’t think they give a f&ck, they’re just here to pay the bills, nothing more. Club has no vision or leadership since Cortese fecked off.

I’m off to watch nephew at Ice Hockey Training then do a bit of shopping

Bazunu doesn’t like it when the player with the ball isn’t in a Saints shirt

I assume this is the Lyanco golf party?

Quite funny to see his transfer moving as slow as his football brain.

JWP gets his first yellow card (for The Irons)

Ridiculous „look at me“ hair

Sent you pm

£20 Amazon Firestick and 20 minutes config and all matches are free. I pay more for vpn services.

I think we would lose to the girls team

Is this on official website & Facebook again?

The fact is, as soon as you can afford to move out of Southampton, you do.

Not sure if you noticed but we got relegated to the noddy league and they won a Euro thingy, I’d say that was a divergence from us being slightly better than them a decade ago.

Promoted together in 2012, but our fortunes somewhat diverged. Congrats.

Is he talking about his neck?

Can’t be worse than the last 2 we’ve appointed, surely

Who I want to stay: Bazunu Lyanco Lavia Alcaraz Sully Tall Paul Edozie The rest can all go.

Send the B team to the beach already, time off for good behaviour. 1st team should be cleaning the stadium toilets after home games. But we should give the wankers the opportunity to find bigger fools than us, and let them play for a move.