Killers Knee

If only Rasmus had chatGPT last summer..............actually I'm 100% sure chatGPT could do a better job than MadNate and Selles combined.

The next manager must fit the following criteria: Played at the international level Already won promotion as a manager in a top 10 league Already won domestic silverware as a manager in a top 10 league

The thing with Townsend is he peaked at Southampton and was a shadow of himself afterward

I’d have taken a point tbf

Sully doesn’t have a sending cell in his body

Bollix

Saints players are all playing for a move now

4-3 we’re gonna lose 4-3🎶

Fuckin ell

Selles is a demented Twat, make chatGPT the fucking manager

Somehow we are actually worse than Leeds.

To those people who think Potter will join Saints: How much comp do Chelsea owe him?

Because the players are whiney little bitches when they do not get their own way? I would personally use the rest of the season to beast the little feckers every training session until their noses bled. We are no way as fit & strong as we were under Poch or even Strachan. In addition, getting relegated deserves training sessions closer to punishment beatings than anyone giving a sh1t about their feelings.

Score 3 goals at home and not get 3 points - The Southampton Way

Another day of humiliation, think I’ll even avoid the live stream. Time for a hobby.

Every time we kick long from a goal kick, they win it. Every time they kick long from a goal kick, they win it. Do our players deliberately avoid contact with the ball? Do they not realize their high wages are because a degree of brain damage is expected?

Another performance to match those against Chelsea and Man City as our players furiously, and with all their might, advertise themselves for a bigger pay day.

Saints were shit: end of.

Gav is to Goalkeeping as Che is to Striking. They have all the nice-to-have attributes but lack the core skill of scoring/stopping goals. Did we sack all those goalkeeper coaches we were collecting?

I bet Gakpo thanks his lucky stars he listened to advice and dodged a bullet

We only ever turn up when there is an opportunity to play for a lucrative move.

Neil Jones = Mad Nate’s alter-ego

The new manager bounce finally hits. Seeing how the team have bonded with him relieves me of any doubt that he is our man.

It will be Selles as we still need to pay Nathan Jones his salary for the next 3.5years in full (according to The Sun): https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/21399438/nathan-jones-southampton-pay-sacked/