Kadeem Hardison

I refuse to subsidise the cost to have a specially made outsized shirt made for fatty Stu.

If you can't outwit him in on the internet, I suppose this is the next best thing. Good luck catching him, fatty.

As everyone knows, I have an inheritance which means I don't have to work. As such I have a massive disposable income. Therefore, for every season ticket that we sell under that of last year's total sales, I will personally hand over the price of said season tickets to SFC thus negating any losses we make on a protest. It is such philanthropic acts that make me the popular forum figure that I am.

Sorry, I was when I posted that. I have since had a refund and gone back to registered user status.

If anyone wants all the throwin updates from Saturday's game, PM me. What did everyone have in the 'How much of the weekend will Stanley spend banging on about a chatroom/forum going down like some sort of internet spaz?' sweepstake? I only had 14 hours.

I am interested in these kittens. I would like to see a picture of them. I cannot PM as I do not have the facility. Could you post a picture of them on here? What size are they? Please could you post a picture of them next to something so I can tell what size they are? The best thing would be today's newspaper, so I can tell that this is the size that they are now - rather than an old picture. Thanks in advance.

Perhaps you should take tips from Forever Saints. That place always seemed to run smoothly. I would implement the following systems immediately: 1. Limit the total forum members to no more than 5 (those may possibly include people with multiple logins). 2. Have threads on which only one person posts, descending slowly into mentalness as they talk to themself about their own brilliant obsessions. 3. Delete any posts/members that don't agree with your genius and forward-thinking ideas.

I can read between the lines. It is flattering that you all think I should be the spokesperson for the protests. I will spend some time this evening considering whether I can commit the time to it. I don't work because I have an inheritance which will support me for life, so I do have the time. However, I have some things I need to do this week. Again, thanks for thinking of me. I would dearly love to speak on behalf of the fans and shall do all within my power to make this happen.

Why?

I went to South Africa and kissed a girl and I liked it. Her name was Beth and she had a c*ck. At first I was a bit taken aback, but I was also curious so I just went with it. I fell in love on that holiday. I have been saving my money so that I can move to South Africa and be with Beth forever. I always thought that I would get to be with Beth again but this week I received an email from her telling me she was getting married. This thread has only served to stir up my emotions on the whole affair.

Let Loose

Best w*nk I've had today. Are there any more?

Can I write a column please? I can spell real good and everything.

Please don't spam this thread. This is for serious discussion for those of us interested in the relagation 'lottery'. Thanks to those guys who took the time to update this. As norwaysaint says, it's nice for someone to lay it out clearly. Keep it up fellas.

There is quite a bit of negative undertone in this post. Don't hide behind subtext - come out and say what you really feel. I, for one, appreciate everything that Boj and Eddie do for us Saints fans on a daily basis. I always mention them when I say 'Grace' each evening. Triffic blokes.

Does anyone remember Shane/Scott's attempts to sell their pool table in Buy/Sell? That thread was brilliant.

Forest goal was due to a defensive f*ck up by Andrew Davies.

Will there be communal baths/showers afterwards? I'd like to join our team please, Stuart.

Surely the one chosen by the players that has seen back-to-back home wins is a good enough choice.

Send them to Dignitas.

I'm not 100% about this, but I'm fairly sure you can just decline the offer. Can someone confirm this please?

The Family Centre was brilliant today. I had an ice lolly and sung a song about the Saints going marching in.

Come on gjphilsaint, this thread is here to unite us. Get behind this thread - you might enjoy it mate! Personally, I think your attitude to this thread is a little bit out of order. Thorpie has come up with an interesting thread that makes good reading and keeps us all involved - we're in this together fella! Personally, I'd like to thank thorpie the sinner for this thread - it is the first one I look for on the main board these days. Look forward to seeing the updates later on (haven't got time to do them myself - perhaps someone else could do them? gjphilsaint?)

I'd f*ck it.

Stanley was abused as a child.