Kadeem Hardison

I wouldn't be surprised if Lowe didn't have a hand in putting fluoride in our water supply. It is just the sort of thing that an evil genius like him would do.

Go see a doctor. Mentalface.

This comment just goes to show that any old idiot can write a book. Equating Saints with the French Revolution is the act of a mentalist. I look forward to Lowe/Robespierre and 'Reign of Terror' allusions within the week...

I would like to stay in bed with Stu all day.

On my days off I stay in bed until my fifth w*nk (the Loose Women w*nk).

WIth Cardiff playing Sunday, Wednesday and Saturday we may have a better chance this weekend. Plymouth have a tough game at Wolves and Blackpool will continue to drop against Bristol City. Forest take on a practically unbeatable at home Reading. And Norwich v Cov could go either way. This could be the weekend when we get the bonus ball.

I agree with the lottery analogy that 'jawillwill' came up with. It is so tight down the bottom that we may as well just decide relegation on a scratchcard! Lol! In all seriousness, this is a great idea for a thread. We should update each week as to who is in and out of the relegation lottery. I imagine with it being so tight, things will change really quickly from week to week. As thedelldays said, perhaps 6 points out of the next 15 could be enough to rise out of it! Current lottery mini league contenders: Saints Charlton Forest Plymouth Norwich Blackpool Watford Barnsley STICKY PLEASE MODS!

Lucky you only found out about it afterwards and that this is just a retrospective e-threat. That probably saved lives.

alpine saint, etc? Oh, wingers!

McGoldrick was excellent today.

And at least 50% of fans think you are a ****. Perfect chairman material. I'm in.

Menswe@r

I don't think this is possible. I always thought that it had to be three different teams, but I could be wrong. Can somebody confirm this? If it is true, could Charlton fill all three places? It might be worth looking into?

Ponty is a worse driver than Prawo Jazdy.

You're kidding, right?

I have HIV and it's not all it's cracked up to be.

National Curriculum at degree level?

I remember when I met Stu for an internet 'chat'. I was expecting more than a handjob.

The plan is that Umbro reveals the kits for the first time in the friendly match against Slovakia to be played on the 28th March at the Wembley, when the players remove their pre-match tracksuits. As this date approaches, we will be having more and more shirts being posted, claiming to be the England home shirt. I found this one online, which I'm pretty sure is the real deal:

I print it out every night and staple it together so that it makes a newspaper (A4 size). I read it on the train to work every day. It is usually a really good read and I like the pictures too.

Matt Mills barely played a f*cking game for us. This just goes to show what a sham this whole rigged poll has been. :mad:

The Mud and Bonjela ones are the nicest.

Tommy Widdrington is the only person that can unite the fans and drive this club forward, IMO.

Today is St. Skeletor's Day. I hope everyone had a good one and love was finally destroyed for good. http://matt.lee.name/skeletor/2009/

Nigel Quashie.