Patrick Bateman

Joe M ... another tedious twat. Get in the bin with the ball bag from the Sun.

There are so many of these types all over the internet - no idea who they are, plenty of clickbait around, pft, who cares. The only podcast I bother with is our own Total Saints which is decent.

Does he still. Write in simple sentences. Across multiple lines?

The "geezer" bit killed me ... 😂

Christ, that was a few years ago - 2003 or something?? (And for the record, Minty was a friend from college 😂)

That's ridiculously lenient for what he did.

Bet he didn't listen properly to the spotty oik doing his gym intro on how to use the machines, sigh

It's gone beyond both silly and boring now.

Fans appeal allowed on having Rob Edwards as manager? Yes - I appeal.

9, why 9? Can't get away from the bloody media talking about the 9-0 against Leicester FFS

HAS to be. No other option.

Well it would hardly be a secret given they have conscription to the IDF for Jewish Israelis.

I did do a winky thing ...

Can we do a "not Rob Edwards" chant similar to GoN? Hopefully won't be too late by the skates match.

He does look really good - hopefully this is his season he shines on loan and then does well for Saints next. Their goalkeeper looks horrific though ...

I'm not. The intolerant ones have decided he's now a baddie. Just get back to Saints and prepare to batter the skates.

What a tit.

More dribbling ...

Just came here to say the same! Surely the only outcome is expulsion from the premier league ... 🌚

Someone wake me up when the FA have stopped eating cake and marvelling at their latest overhead projector with bits of plastic you can write on. What a revelation I hear them say. I like Eckert as a manager, I think he'll have a great career, but this is just tedious now. Let's get the ban sorted, appoint someone else and move on. Just not Rob Edwards or Ron Atkinson. Thanks.

No as he's most definitely not lazy!

Bring in Craig Hignett and Boro's missing 3 points from that season, job done. Juninho ... christ 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I mean, who needs a Director of Football doing the recruiting when you have Gemini (although I did tell it to do "out of work managers" and it gave me Marco Rose, dumbass) ... Where Rob Edwards Fits in the Replacement Ranking If added to the previously evaluated pool of managers, Edwards would sit toward the lower-middle tier: Roger Schmidt — 95% fit Marco Rose — 90% fit Kieran McKenna — 90% fit Edin Terzić — 85% fit Eddie Howe — 80% fit Ralph Hasenhüttl — 80% fit Domenico Tedesco — 75% fit Rob Edwards — 70% fit Why: He brings excellent energy, strong squad management, and direct high-pressing principles. However, replacing Eckert with Edwards would require a transition toward a much more physical, aerial, and direct style of play rather than preserving Southampton's fluid, short-passing build-up framework. Mark van Bommel — 70% fit Jesse Marsch — 65% fit Valérien Ismaël — 50% fit

New reality TV show. Every week, a washed up football manager has a go at managing Saints. They all sit there Traitors style and critique that week's manager and vote him off if he's failed. If he succeeds, they get to vote off anyone else around the table. Wilder, Redknapp, Warnock, Allardyce etc etc. Gold TV. ITV feel free to contact me to discuss, thanks.

Yeah I thought so too ... we'll end up with someone else we've never heard of I'm sure. Or Romeu, the 3rd coming, here to manage ... Guess this season will be interesting either way.