Patrick Bateman

It quite clearly says "P&O Cruises" though ...

4th January up the North Sea ... it would be vomit central 😂

Far worse happens around the world, Lowe needs to refocus his extreme anger on something else, just my opinion.

"6. Find an alternative space" Go somewhere cooler?? GENIUS!! 😂 Fk me the BBC are a joke.

What is the fkn obsession with incorrect date formats now? We are not American (the ONLY country that uses dates the wrong way round) - "Thursday, July 3" It'll be launched on the 3rd July and hopefully not more betting or gambling crap.

Useless signing, loaned out to a much worse league. This guy will never grace the first team - clear the whole lot out.

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Well he has a song ready ... I thought I heard the old man say (hoo!) (Ren, Takoak-a, too-rye-ay) He really hates pompey (hoo!) (Ren, Takoak-a, too-rye-ay)

Vote reform, get resignations all over the place. This is why they won't get near government.

We could call it Ocean Village and have it indoors too ... oh ...

This

To be fair, you can clearly see it is Puma Drycell shirt technology, designed for, er, athletes running around to wick sweat and not flabby football fans sweating beer.

Bloody hell, that was a few years ago now - I remember we left the Norwich FA Cup match early (before half time!!) as our son wasn't feeling it and seeing Quincy Promes outside the ground 😂 (his entourage were all down looking around Ocean Village where I'd parked) - good times!

BBC VERIFY ... (whatever) ... it was a guest, a baby that farted ...

Agree with this - I think Brooks would be great in the Championship as he was looking decent for Bournemouth end of last season. Therefore I can't believe he is available ...

Awesome thank you - very nicely written and I agree with everything he says, we've all been saying it, I think he's listened to his advice, his gut feel and taken on board fan sentiment; this is a perfect blend. If it doesn't work this season, then I can see a sale and moving on, but for now, I'm optimistic the past is now closed and next season will be exciting. While we're on the exciting trend, one comment for MLG to get his thread resurrected 😂 ... "We are developing now together this master plan that looks wonderful and will include changes on the capacity of the stadium and facilities around.

I've a few random but unexciting ones; James Beattie in a petrol station somewhere, think it was one at the bottom of the M3 and also bumped into him out running in the New Forest Sol Cambell at Southampton Airport Luis Boa Morte in Chandlers Ford Asda John Arne Rise in Mauritius Matt le Tissier at Marwell (mid 90s) George Burley at the Grand Harbour hotel, morning of the play off match

I meant for a child. FFS! As if I'd ever buy an adult football shirt 😂

Looks good, get a name and number on that, it passes

As a huge Kevin De Bruyne fan, I will support Napoli this season, lifelong KBD fan.

I'd go if I was in town, should be entertaining - loved the Saints teams he was a part of, good times.

None of us realised there was a match ... stumbled across it and fell asleep, dreadful.

lol fair enough, based on cars you've mentioned, the family non-exec car of choice would be an XC-90 then ...

Depends on the contract and clauses. Most 'sacked' under a term of 2 years will get their contract paid up. Some may be placed on gardening leave until the end of their contract. But usually it's a pay out.

That kit party was awful, massively cringe worthy. Russell Martin being best mates with the players, the kits themselves, the sponsor, the unveiling of Downes, the interviewing of random people there. So bad. Just get a well design set of kits up in the shop in good time for sales and thankfully I can't see Will Still being a hugging and fawning over his 'mates' type.