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Obafemi being sold to Swansea I read. Good. One more in please. Maitland-Niles or Choudhury? Given up on a keeper

Good shout

Southampton are considering a late, cut-price move for 26-year-old Scotland international centre-back Jack Hendry; it is believed that a deal could be struck with Belgian side Oostende for around £4million #saintsfc [mail] I guess we MIGHT be. But hmm

Goalkeeper essential

He’s the reason we will struggle. Error prone. Confidence-sapping. Depressing that Ralph is so blind.

Zouma to West Ham is the transfer we can only now dream of. What a replacement for Vestergaard that would have been. Shopping in different stores sadly. Ours is a third of the price. Hope he gels

Back to earth with a bump and defensive frailty is my prediction. Albeit hoping for attacking flair to outscore the ones McCarthy lets squeeze in under his body

All good until anyone has a shot on goal. Our goal.

Cracking clean sheet, Forster 😎

Christ. McCarthy new deal. Keeper blindness. Awful footballer. But in keeping with inadequate coaching set up. Will cost us dearly. Terrible news.

Get a not shit goalie. Get a not shit goalie. Get a not shit goalie. massive Achilles heel whoever else we get in.

A decent goalie and it’s a really brilliant window

Apparently Small is coming to us. No idea if he’s any good.

Nail on head. It’s an amazing bit of skills blindness, and the salt is rubbed into the wound by actually picking the worst keeper in the division ahead of the second worst

Did I hear correctly on radio coverage of the game that Eddie Howe was at the ground? Anyone know?

Good result. Happy to lose bets!

We look entirely rudderless

Seems to like balls too

What’s fat Sam’s telephone number?

Why else would he pick a team like that than he is clearly not up for it or wants to be sacked? It’s criminal.

Me too. Sinking ship. Guess he’s off

Minimum 0-5

Clearly angling for compensation. Just fuck off Ralph.

He is clueless. Get rid.

Agreed. Ludicrous. Really fear for us and feels like a sinking ship