DT

Still think he'll end up at Chelsea, who he supports. Perhaps we're using Utd to bump the price up?

Hmmm

No, it was Bale being quite good

I thought that too. Hope it signals a condition of MP staying - that he brings in coaches to replace them

Now Van Gaal official at Man U it will be Shaw there or to Chelsea I reckon. Plus Lallana

Mancini might shake all that up a bit

Quite right. Better captain position than lallana

I thought that was a bit ambiguous, to be honest. Might have suffered in translation. Good if he's keen to stay though and the optimist in me says he's been satisfied that MP is not off (or incoming is a good one)

I read that too

I reckon what they do is a bit simpler. Listen to agents

Huddlestone playing today. Still think he'd be good for us.

Amazing isn't it. Just heard one myself

Here's a scenario. Arsenal lose today's fa cup, Wenger resigns, we get Wenger. I can but dream...

This would be catastrophic

Lovren to Liverpool is very worrying

Thirteen

Can't think of any footballers who live on Kensington High Street

Sat nav's a bit off there, chum

Going for a meal in that place might well be the last thing he does..

I think it's chef Fergus Henderson http://www.slowfood.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/Fergus-Henderson3-Patricia-Niven-e1353518837269-680x350.jpg

Did the new girlfriend have to pay £2m? ;-)

Just means someone's put a bet on

Also, to make me feel better, he's shocking at changing formations/tactics mid-game when he needs to influence it. Still want him to stay though.

Like Laudrup, worry about German thing for Rosler, funny feeling it will be Hodgson. Outside chance Klinsmann (and for Spurs)

Oh crap. Looks solid. MP I hope you fail miserably at the home of idiots.