DT

Was wondering how long it would take for this last inference to emerge.

No ta

This would be a terrific signing.

Yes, Cortese does not understand these odd countries with so-called 'seats'

I thought it made Bryan Robson look like a bit of a tool, though.

Southampton-Glasgow, Flybe. Maybe.

I think as the squad stands we are not equipped to mount a serious charge on promotion next season. Get new keeper and bigger name striker and we might have a chance. Looks a bit thin though.

You're not allowed to look at Ryan Giggs. Or even say you might have tried to look at Ryan Giggs. Superinjection of pace.

Man U physios: 'Oh no!'

The Only Way is Hampshire

Really hope this is irony

Messi's pants. ahem

Boing. That brought to you by Michael Owen's hamstring.

Excellent news. Puncheon should clean his boots.

Good piece, respect to Jamie R. But the real reason we got relegated was because Lowe wouldn't let Redknapp senior wave his cheque book wand, which is still his form of management and why the meeja likes him so much. And why he'd be a disaster at England level, in my opinion. Still have nightmares about bloody Peter Crouch not just kicking it into touch and how awful Higginbotham was for us in those days.

zat dlink wiill be eez last

Thinks: Must not laugh and show weakness. Must not laugh and show weakness. Must not...

'Bloody pasta. AGAIN'

If we pay for a knighthood for the entire FA board

This sounds most excellent. If we can unearth players of the calibre of Sammi Hypia, I will explode with happiness.

Our energies should be usefully deployed simply in getting a good price, and a sell-on clause. I think he may well leave this summer.

Can't wait to see you, lads...

Tranmere away. Worst performance by a Saints team I've ever seen.

...apparently. FWIW, someone just posted this on Twitter: Plymouth striker Yannick Bolasie linked with move to Charlton although championship bound Brighton & Southampton also in for him

Yes. Or No. But I vote yes.