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Kerry Katona?

Bye bye norwich. Ha.

Susan Boyle

Benali.

Money missing. We had Redknapp as manager. Hmmm.

He could still use a comb.

Is she called Sir Clive?

Lowe has a WIFE? Bloody hell. What must she be like? Or is it a duck?

Get rid. Clean slate. British manager, but not Aidy Boothroyd please. Paul Simpson, Jim Magilton, Cottrill or anyone who commands respect and knows the importance of having a decent defence and spine. We haven't had one of those for at least 5 years, hence our current position. Keegan is not going to happen.

My fear is that neither has the requisite funds, rendering the merger necessary.

Even in the hugely remote possibility that anyone of any note would read a forum like this, why would they be put off making an investment if they were serious businessmen and women? Ludicrous.

Complement, I hope...

Neil Shipperley

Or someone in a suit.

Actually the precise deal was £500K plus 'contingency' - whatever Dyer could rob from his ex-teammates after they'd left the dressing room.

I always thought he was married to Kelvin Davis.

Least awful player of horrendous bunch. Bravo.

But Magilton's assistant, John Gorman is also going too. Doesn't fit.

I ate some porridge this morning. Then I had an expresso. And a dump.

My Saints dressing gown is not very fluffy any more. This is probably because we have had a procession of absolute showers running the club.

Here's a left field thought. We're really close to a deal and will announce it just before the game against Burnley, and in time to get more people buying tickets and push for the unlikely home win. Hence the silence. And then I woke up.

I'm mystified why this is not a perfectly legitimate use of taxpayers money in terms of the economic regeneration of the said taxpayers' city. Could you explain why it is not to me? Thanks.

oh boo bloody hoo.

But...but...we have a catering service that is the envy of the country. And..er...Alan Shearer used to play for us. Er... Er... That's it.

whatever happened to the council buying the stadium?