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There was one significant person calling for investment in the team at that time. Gordon Strachan.

Yes, but what happens at 12 minutes past 8?

I would gladly take a pay cut to manage the team I love...

DMG not up to it. sorry. Can only assume appearance fees are why Stern and Rudi are not playing. we must be amazingly skint.

Perry plays - 2-1 to us. Perry mysteriously replaced by a three year old - 3-1 to them. Must play Cork alongside Perry in centre of defence, Schneidelin and Wooton ahead of them in centre, drop Gillett, two up front, lose Dyer. persuad rudi to return and push Surman up to left mid. bingo.

he seems to be mistaking 'horse's mouth' for 'chinese whisper'. easily done. ahem.

horse's mouth - did van nistelroy tell you? or was it celine dion?

Yes, and home taping will kill music.

You're forgetting that it is a 'revolutionary new system'....

I was in Paris this summer and this guy said 'smile for the sex tape'

Almost as sad as selling DVDs of us nearly beating Arsenal in the FA Cup final. What a club we have become. Hey! Football world! We had a good kid and played him for just over a season (or something) before we took the cash. Great. Now MLT, now you're talking...

keep the badge. just change everything else...

2-0 to qpr. curse of blackstock and sky

actually, perhaps you mean the new crime thriller film about a really small footballer with no shoulders who was caught stealing sweeties he thought were rightfully his. The Dyer Inheritance. *gets coat*

is that the new Bourne film?

why are people allergic to putting cork in the middle? looks like a natural centre half to me.

To be honest, I'm quite relieved Svensson's not playing. He looks really slow and about a tenth of the player he once was. Cork is excellent, and as he is on loan from Chelsea, I'm sure that'll fire him up against their boo boys. Perry will be fine alongside. Full backs though? hmmm. not so good. Put Surman at left back and make him captain so he bucks his ideas up a bit.

I hear Sean Wright-Phillips has a step ladder that could be useful?

Hilarious that seemingly Redknapp feels he is a manager, rather than just someone who takes envelopes and assembles teams together on high wages.

Hilarious that seemingly Redknapp feels he is a manager, rather than just someone who takes envelopes and assembles teams together on high wages.

The one thing you want to ensure above all is that your catering facilities are the envy of all other sites.

Verdict: they're both **** at football. Guiiiiiilllllllttttttyyyyyy!

He's EX-LAXio too but started his career at Runnymede.

Is he Robin Cousins' cousin? On thin ice with that gag.

As was Jack Cork* *Sort of.