Ponty

He clearly didn't say that.

Something about Chilworth roundabout.... I dunno. Sometimes you make little sense.

I'm more concerned with these double loo cubicles that are apparently available.

I can't believe none of you lot have condemned the attack. What a bunch of c****. That means you J9.

Rose Royce - Carwash on Play School.

Whilst true of a children's roundabout, I'm not sure this actually applies in real life. Except to Harold Shipman perhaps.

I agree with the bum-troubler.

We didn't concede 4 goals against a far better team, yet Burnley embarrassed us?

Oh come on chaps, we all know how new arrivals big up their reasons for joining, whether permanent or on loan. Read nothing into this.

Probably. Ron's in a tribunal court at the moment defending charges of racism and homophobia in a constructive dismissal case.

He was on holiday.

The answer is Microsoft.

The wing clipped a building whilst taxiing.

Saga over any loan fees for Lita/Harewood (or any of the other pie-in-the-sky names we're being linked with) as far as I'm concerned. On form he's fantastically prolific.

Isn't that woman later revealed as a bloke in a wig? F***ing brilliant stuff. The key cutting scene is fantastic.

I'm going to plump for zero too. I can't see where the next win is coming from when we couldn't even beat ManUtd...

Yes, all funny. You'd need a SOH bypass not to laugh plenty of times during any of them.

For what reason? They don't need protecting from rust and you can't really paint out the scratches with any great success. There are a couple of companies around, with names like WonderWheels, who'll come out and repair them (ie, fill and spray the wheel) to a pretty good standard, but they'll probably only get f***ed again anyway. Try not to look at it, is my advice.

The one thing you can't blame Lowe for is being reluctant to change managers when it suits. 10 in 10 years says more than anything.

Bless 'em.

I think the operative phrase in the opening post is "could be". We have said much the same ourselves numerous times.

Not even McGoldrick?

Replacing sh*t with sh*t is not the answer though. We tried that in the boardroom, remember

It's still fair to say that both goals were contentious and we're only 2 down. This is not the humiliating turn-over I was expecting.