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That's not Westwood. Westwood has long, blue hair. Also, who is the invisible bloke in DMs? Also, does that guy realise he's forgotten to switch his TV on? Also, my Nan wants her sofa back.

Pub toilet etiquette is serious business too... 1st in? Go to urinal/part of trough furthest from door. 2nd in? Go to urinal nearest to door. 3rd in? Stop at urinal equidistant between the two occupied etc. Never, under any circumstances, come and stand next to me when urinals further away are free.

Slowest walk-out ever.

If he wanted to sell "all and sundry" Lallana and Surman would not be at the club now. Hope your construction project works out ok.

I wonder if the US News channels are plastered with our politicians. I seriously can't see images of John Prescott "the love rat" being beamed all over the continental US of A.

24/35 erm... back to school for me. What are these various zoo-themed crossings? Also I panicked a bit because of the time constraint when asked about stopping distances, etc., because I learnt them all in yards and suddenly the oh so familiar numbers were gone.

If you like, but one that does not become a knockout competition and which runs for the entire season. The clubs involved do not participate in a domestic league. So no really.

That was a hell of a stretch. You might as well have posted it on another forum.

Are you a clutch bearing?

What about the theme from Requiem For A Dream, it seems to feature on every other montage going.

Me too, which was a surprise as I don't have much time for Tom Hanks as a rule.

I'd pass, but only because I'm aware of everything I do wrong and I'd correct it for the test. If I was tested without my knowledge I'd probably fail.

£5? Sweet Jesus. The last time I saw a gig for £5 was when I was walking past the Pompey Guildhall with a couple of mates (in about 1988 ) and they were flogging off tickets for that evening's Europe gig for a fiver. Quality performance tbf. But Metallica, for a fiver, has to be a bargain.

I'd recommend that the lowest placed team from each country is replaced by the winning side from that country's top league. If 4 clubs from each of England, Italy, France, Spain and Germany (for example) made up the 20 Euroleague spots, there'd be 5 relegations and 5 new additions every season. A nightmare logistically for clubs who bounce in and out of the league but fun for the viewer.

No one's going to bother picking up on "grammer" then? Shame on you all.

Unless you can provide pictorial evidence to this fact I don't believe you.

Shame it wouldn't work with the rest of your network but I think "it was utter pants, steer clear at all costs!!!" is a little over-dramatic Did it work as intended as a standalone device, suitable for trips, train journeys, etc.?

Series 1-6 were magic. I won't hear a bad word about them.

Get out!

I enjoyed the Culture Show special on them on BBC at the weekend. Also, having heard that the new album features Unforgiven III, I might be tempted to give it a spin.

This is brilliant - said with no hint of irony.

Twee: chiefly British : affectedly or excessively dainty, delicate, cute, or quaint

That's the place. That name occurred to me but it sounded so twee that I dismissed it. They used to be very competitive but I haven't been for awhile, like I said.

Yep, thrust bearing gone. I seem to remember a good place in Portswood/Bevois Valley, with "Clutch" in the name somewhere, but I'm going back awhile.

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