Ponty

There's an impressive amount of homophobia, xenophobia and sexism on this thread. Well done, chaps, I'm proud of you all.

I'd be concerned if other teams weren't interested in many of our players. Why wouldn't they be?

Cars and guitars.

Poor Petrov. Damned unlucky. I can't believe Christian Horner is blaming Webber for the Red Bull incident. Bloody ridiculous. Utterly Vettel's fault.

Moyles.

Big well done to Petrov on his first foray into Q3.

What's up with that?

It's been hidden. Must've been the tits.

The club and country t-shirt's alright.

You can buy it back off me. Cheap.

Why was a British Gas worker boxing a car?

75%

F*cking chefs on f*cking cooking shows do my f*cking head in. Whoop-de-doo, you can turn an oven on and chop a carrot.

I failed with only 10 correct answers, and only about half of those weren't guesses.

Not obscure, no. Oh, I see it was got anyway.

5? Sweden Norway Denmark Netherlands Luxembourg In no particular order..

Which former Portsmouth youth player left us for Stoke in 1985?

My question then... ummmmm 2 secs...

I'm no mug.

Chess club.

Have we finished with this little sh*tfight now?

Oh sh**, I made an accidental pun. I hate puns.

This really is the last straw!!! Cortese out!!!

I'm adding the one that I rather randomly plopped in the Word Association thread last night.

I know someone who was shot in the head whilst waiting at some traffic lights in Johannesburg. On the bright side he's still alive so probably nothing to fear there.