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Isn`t she taking over Margaret Mountfords role in the next series of "The Apprentice"? I think that KB may be a better "smash" than MM!

Perhaops GS was talking about himself??

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/saints/news/4678168.Connolly_wants_to_make_a_big_impact/ Saying the right things.

I know that obviously Skates will disagree, but you are right. They do stand for all that is wrong in modern football. It is all about money, but they can`t see that. The Storrie-Teller is a charletan and they can`t see it.

Late for the Sky - Jackson Browne, My favourite album ever,

Two items in todays Mail. Oh Dear:- http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/sport/football/article-1219527/EXCLUSIVE-Portsmouth-facing-financial-ruin-unpaid-tax-bill.html Billy Bunter! There's nothing comic about the Billy Bunter of Pompey The money's in the post: Sulaiman Al Fahim BILLY BUNTER was a glorious comic creation. He was the Owl of the Remove, the most celebrated pupil of Greyfriars School; fat, braying and given to cheerily ingratiating introductions: ‘I say, you fellows!’ His head was buzzing with ambitious schemes, but he lacked the money to bring them off. Yet he never lost his sense of optimism, his conviction that something would turn up. In Bunter’s case it was a postal order, imminently expected, which would bring him the cash to deliver his dreams. It was the straw to which he clung. ‘You’re laughing now,’ he would shriek at his schoolmates, ‘but you won’t be laughing when my postal order arrives.’ And they would carry on laughing. I doubt that Sulaiman Al Fahim has ever heard of Bunter, but the similarities are irresistible. During his 43-day reign as the owner of Portsmouth FC, he was constantly promising the arrival of a postal order worth £50million. Players and staff went unpaid during the anxious wait, but it never materialised. So now his brief ownership is over as other, apparently richer, men take charge of the mess. Yet, like Bunter, Al Fahim is unsinkable. Indeed, he promises to make the £50m available, just as soon at it turns up. Sadly, unlike Bunter, nobody is laughing.

Calling for APs head at this stage was always just a knee-jerk reaction. Nearly everyone on here agreed that continuity was the key to success and this meant sticking with AP and giving him a real chance to make a difference. Alex Ferguson was awful for the first season or two at Manure. I`ll bet that they`re glad that they stuck with him.

Yeah man!

I was wondering that too.

Yeah. Just as I thought.

Theres one by Daisy Dip. Wouldn`t recommend paddling in it though.

As I posted before, this is all stuff that SAF promised. What makes you think that your "International Man of Mystery" is any different?

A guy goes to the doctor and says "I think I might have a hearing problem." Doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?". The guy says "Yeah. Its basically a cartoon about this family called Homer, Bart, Lisa ......"

You forgot the "already" at the end of your post.

According to Radio Solent this morning, neither Hart or the Storrie-Teller were consulted about Grants appointment. They were just informed that it was happening. Make of that what you will.

Wasn`t that what SAF has been saying though???:confused:

Irony Alert!!!

According to todays Daily Mail, Coventry have lost interest in signing Sam Vokes on loan. I wonder why?

Bloody Daily Mail reading meerkatists get everywhere.

Basingstoke??

Didn`t we have one v Derby in the Play-Offs??

http://www.multimap.com/maps/?qs=****ing&countryCode=AT The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee " What attracted you to the.........?" You can fill the rest in!!!

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