miserableoldgit

Theres one by Daisy Dip. Wouldn`t recommend paddling in it though.

As I posted before, this is all stuff that SAF promised. What makes you think that your "International Man of Mystery" is any different?

A guy goes to the doctor and says "I think I might have a hearing problem." Doc says "Can you describe the symptoms?". The guy says "Yeah. Its basically a cartoon about this family called Homer, Bart, Lisa ......"

You forgot the "already" at the end of your post.

According to Radio Solent this morning, neither Hart or the Storrie-Teller were consulted about Grants appointment. They were just informed that it was happening. Make of that what you will.

Wasn`t that what SAF has been saying though???:confused:

Irony Alert!!!

According to todays Daily Mail, Coventry have lost interest in signing Sam Vokes on loan. I wonder why?

Bloody Daily Mail reading meerkatists get everywhere.

Basingstoke??

Didn`t we have one v Derby in the Play-Offs??

http://www.multimap.com/maps/?qs=****ing&countryCode=AT The newspaper article below is even funnier than the sign!

As Mrs Merton said to Debbie McGee " What attracted you to the.........?" You can fill the rest in!!!

Patchouli Oil

No wonder we didn`t win! The team were obviously wondering who Ian Pardew is!

:)

We have a memory foam mattress (not a topper) and we love it. Very comfortable and relaxing.

People generally have a choice whether to be fat or not, but short, tall or to an extent, bald people have as much control over their physical charcteristics as they have as to where they were born.

Didn`t someone say that he runs a bookshop? Probably a "specialist" one and he has his own "right-hand" to have no need for female company.

I did see yesterday that Graham Norton was rapped on the knuckles by the BBC for making a homophobic remark about lesbians!!

I wondered why you were called Dog!

It is really, because you can face Police action for alledged racist/homophobic remarks/jokes, so does this mean that by natural progression that they will be investigating other offensive comments (fattiphobic, shortist etc)?Again, I have no agenda here, just curiosity.

I agree with this but I wasn`t thinking about arguments in particular. Just about the common usage of language and humour. Is, for example, telling a joke about a bald/short/fat/skinny/tall person more or less offensive than telling one about a foreigner/black person/Jew/Muslim etc even if the joke is "harmless" and just pandering to stereo-types? I am genuinely interested to know where acceptabilty ends and offence starts.

I find this whole "racist/offensive" thing a bit puzzling. Is calling somebody shorty or baldy or fatty or bean-pole or four - eyes etc offensive? Where is the line drawn? If it is illegal to make racist remarks, should it also be illegal to make "personal" remarks as well? Where should the line be drawn? Was the money and police time spent on trying to find the Spurs fans who taunted Sol Campell during a game well spent? I am not being right wing or controversial, I am genuinely puzzled by these issues.