John Boy Saint

Still think Flair Polo kit manufacturers name anagram was the best, the meltdown that caused was fantastic, especially being qualified by the Echo who themselves were deluged by complaints from incandescent Saints fans.

"For some time, my wife’s had this ridiculous idea that I’m playing too much golf. Actually, it came to a head at about 11.30 last night. She suddenly shouted at me: ‘Golf, golf, golf. All you ever think about is bloody golf!’ And I’ll be honest, it frightened the life out of me. I mean, you don’t expect to meet somebody on the 14th green at that time of night." RIP Ronnie Corbett

I stand to be corrected - Wasn't there something previously about not having a betting company as it went against Markus Liebherrs ethos of not encouraging debt?

At least the result last night will keep the KNVB from having to knock on his door with their tails between their legs for a bit longer.

Never forget that night, 4 of us 40/50 somethings were transported back to our teens down the Dell. The clock was ticking down to us going out, Grant Holt was savagely hacked down by by a rogue blade of grass, he was bawling his eyes out at the ref (the silly sod was mithering without the presence of mind to slide his big bottom back on the pitch) who was having none of it. We were off like the Charge of the Light Brigade down the other end of the pitch for Papa Waigo to slot home the equaliser. Cue mad celebrations all around not least with us 4 idiots. The photo I like from the final (obvious one aside) was the one taken from behind the goal as Rickie took his penalty, the backdrop was a huge wraparound wall of Saints fans without an empty seat to be seen.

I often thought it spooky that both times we were promoted to the top flight, before Football was invented by Sky, promotion was secured at Leyton Orient.

Taken a bloody age for the penny to drop, you would have thought after being a season ticket holder in the directors box at SMS he would have cottoned on sooner, not a season and 3/4s later!!

Thought that was a very refreshing England side, don't think I have cheered England goals on the TV with such gusto since SRL scored against the sweaty socks on his debut.

Never been any different, its in our DNA, Lawrie McMenemy has always said it about Saints fans all the way back when he was the boss, the team need to get the fans going.

No need to apologise, my comment was aimed at the two comedians Shance and SuperSAINT up at the crack of Sparrows fart bumping the thread up the Forum, and in the process teasing all us other kids waiting for the next edition of our favourite comic to hit the "doormat"!!!! Never feel pressured by us scallywags to hit some deadline, you have a life - family, we all appreciate and enjoy your excellent work.

The first shot of him was a shake of the head coupled with a look of disbelief as what had just occurred. He did motion to the crowd to crank it up as we were kicking off after the 3rd (?) goal, it was the Kingsland centre he was aiming at so was probably disappointed at the response. But for the conspiracy theorists, he probably thought blimey that's Liverpool off my list: they're crap!!

Oh no you succumbed and bought one!!!!

They say a Cynic is an Optimist with experience, when it comes to Saints I remain an optimist who never learns, Leicester this season are the flame that keeps that optimism alive. When we beat QPR away 1-0 in the fag end of the game last season, as I walked back to the car I thought "why can't it be us" to break the Monopoly at the top of the Premier league? In the end Consistency got the better of us......... but this has been a funny old season with only Leicester and Spurs showing any consistency: so I am very happy to considered barking mad for still thinking that 4th/5th is still on the table. On our day we can beat anyone in the league, Leicester of late seem to be developing a siege mentality and getting tight, everyone is waiting for them to break. We go up there and win it might do them a favour as it could be a release for them to then push on again with enough games to go. For us to go to Spurs and do them not only would it redress the balance but it could insert a seed of doubt with not enough games to go........... Yup I am barking mad!! (but what a wheeze that would be)

You buggers!!!! I thought it was out already, just rushed downstairs fired up the coffee machine ready to "watch" it on a bigger screen.

oops iPad had a moment..... Sorry

Have to say still buzzing after that, I guess that's why we like football. Most of the events have been covered above, that as one singing of OWTS with no stand lag was immense. One bit I did enjoy was being delivered onto the plains of Africa, Lallana has the ball and Vic decides to chase him down like a Big Cat chasing down an Antelope, Lallana was weaving this way and that and Vic just shadowed his every twist and turn, ending up with the ball being passed back towards his own goal.

Belgium has its own problems with its own identity, nowhere is more than 2 hours from the sea, they have 2 languages which brings its own problems as one lot don't get on with the other as a rule. Then you have an area of the Capital, Molenbeek, which has become a predominantly Middle Eastern district. And because of the French (which many Arab countries speak as a second language) & Flemish speaking divide of Belgium Molenbeek has become a district of an ignored, or forgotten about, section of Belgian society due mainly to the main language divide with the indigenous citizens of Belgium. As a result if provides a perfect haven for the "nutters" to lurk without much fear of the authorities poking their nose into your nefarious business. The perpetrators of the Paris attacks were quickly identified as coming out of Belgium, and Molenbeek in particular. Belgium was horrified that Paris was traced back to Brussels "the Capital of Europe" they were also embarrassed that they had been caught stone cold with their eye off the ball in the full glare for the World to see, and very quickly pulled their finger out in an effort to get a grip. Mrs JBS and I were there only last weekend having a couple of nights rescheduled from November when Brussels was shut down after the Paris attack was traced back to Belgium, Brussels, and Molenbeek in particular, the very nice Hotel we stayed in was on the very south of Molenbeek, close to the Eurostar destination Brussels station. Being aware of recent events you couldn't help but notice just how Middle Eastern the area was, I hasten to add that you did not feel for one minute intimidated. Like with all things a minority tarnishes the majority. What was noticeable was the presence of the Belgian Army patrolling the streets right through parts of the City we ambled through......... Paris was the same Saturday/Sunday a huge CRS presence down near La Place de la Concorde, all tooled up itching to swing into action: but then that is the CRS.

Just thought I would punt this back onto the board as all the dates for this year are now booked. We are always looking for new members and you don't have to live on our doorstep to join, we even have members join us from London & Somerset. closing date for the next day out is next weekend. http://www.chinehamgolfsociety.co.uk/welcome/4559720954

No we are the People's Front of Judea

You call me big nose one more time I'll take you to the ****ing cleaners!

....... Come on Napalm, I'll play :-) Blessed are the cheese makers

Be nice to put a twist in everyone's knickers and beat them all, which in turn slides us nicely up the table into and around the top 4 and/or automatic European football. Resulting in a table that finishes with some unfamiliar faces in the top slots and a postmortem of epic proportions as Leicester, Spurs, West Ham (jeez that hurt) Us top the tree. With Man U (who are blowing hot and cold) Citeh (who with a fair CL draw could be distracted: plus Kompany is shot) Arsenal (who's season is in danger of fizzling out spectacularily: especially as they look fragile) and Liverpool (persueing the Europa success) scrap it out for Thursday night football. And just for fun Bournemouth get a cheeky run together and enter the fray like a young Jack Russell slipping the leash in a field of sheep. .............. Morning folks: I just had the weirdest dream.

Very apt headline. i just can't get Fabrice "crop circles" Fernandes out of my head when watching Dusan, likewise gifted with a ball at their feet, and likewise for some reason needing to prove they are gifted whilst sucking more and more players into the vortex of their own creation whilst everyone else admires the surroundings for a while. The photo and caption at the end made me think of Graziano nicking the ball off Tadics toe at Chelsea to set Manė up, almost like "oh bugger he's going to start figure of 8 dicking around again".

What Corky says, with an apt edit.