John Boy Saint

The Bear will no doubt have that scenario covered

So you will be wanting the spiders back to sort out the flies then

Does it work? I normally find a bowl of Conkers in the corner of the room does the trick.

Hang on, you don't think the cartridge salesman thing was all a front, and he is in fact Gary Glitter grooming us all on the internet, and he only got banned because he was moving cells.

Not at all "let me tell you" "let me explain" ad nauseum then tell or explain nothing or very little...... That lad in the audience who put his hand up didn't even get an answer to his question.

Milliband is hopping about like frog on speed, and seems like the snake oil salesman who has been discovered filling his magical bottles with wee.

That would be entertaining but there would be complaints about his accent, and the cutting room floor would be littered with nawty words.

Is that not a levelling out or slight climb along with acceleration at the end of the graph?

Yup - Look at page 4 of the stadium expansion thread and scroll down A post by Turkish has Full Member under his name and not Banned!! Maybe your thread Bear had the mods concerned that martyrdom was going to be bye passed on the route to full Beatification!!

For what it's worth, Being a dull fart sat in the Chapel I could hear both Itchen North and The Northam quite well on Saturday, something I have noticed recently as the quality of football before our eyes from Saints has improved there are more moments of quietness but I think this due to more folks getting drawn into the game more so their concentration takes over, maybe it's an age thing: folks growing up. As for early leavers, if you are going bloody well get on with it! don't stop mid row mid exit to watch Saints closing in on goal just get on and bugger off

Ooooo-errrrrr................Sorry .................. But these things happen.

Ticket Sales are looking a bit shabby ATM, looks like a good opportunity for the moaning Minnie's to get a bit of history on their accounts if they fancy another away in the games left. Or if we get a plum away game early on next season.

This looks a bit of a pickle http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/formula1/31994404 Won't miss it much though as since they got shot of the long straights through the forest and tarted up the DTM circuit to my mind it became a bit Mickey Mouse.

We have Roger East on the Whistle Saturday, he's the slightly sinister looking baldy who wouldn't look to out of place in a Lock Stock or Layer Cake type of caper. Fair play to him he was pretty damn quick to young Matty when he was sparko at QPR, obviously had received word from his lino too but still pretty sharp to halt proceedings and get folks on. With the conspiracy theory about us being reffed out of the top 4, it will be interesting to see how he does especially as we are the Big club in this game. Should be a good proper 3 o'clock game Saturday as Burnley will have their tails up after beating City, and Sean Dyche can get them playing well as a unit considering how little money he has had to spend.

That was a Chelsea party piece playing for the arm not the goal, Super Frank did it to us in the Cup a couple of seasons back Mike Dean referee we were losing already Lampard takes aim at our players arm as if he had missed all you would have heard was "do-do-da-do effin useless" from row Z of the Northam where the ball landed: Dean without even a thought pointed straight to the spot and Super Franks extraordinary scoring feats just carried on tallying up.

When a player like Tom Cleverly could be selected as an England regularily until last summer, despite being pretty inert as a player then you get the drift of the bizarre selection process. As for Liverpool players being rested because the poor souls are tired, that is taking the whatsit Lower league players must be laughing at reading that.

Blimey 2 more years with the fruit loop!! It's like Tommy Forecast MK II.

Trouble is we haven't seen the whole press conference. Many times Ronald has answered all the relevant questions clearly and concisely, then 10 minutes in some hack wakes up and asks the same question he has answered already, and you can see a look of "really?!!" pass behind Ronald's eyes.

How many over age players can you use as Gazza, Gardos, and Djuričić are all over 21 (that said Djuričić is only 23)

Lallana seems to have become a powder puff player, one tackle matey tapped his shins and he went down like a sniper had dropped him from the floodlights and stayed down............ Or is that Liverpool believing they have the officials in their pockets. With this in mind did anyone spot the pally chit-chat between Brenda and Mr Friend on the weekend following his poor display for us v the Scousers where he had been dropped as a result of dodgy decisions to be 4th official at Anfield!!!! ????

Thought he offered the Brett Ormerod role to Mane's James Beattie partnership..................... and that proved to be a potent combination.

Bit harsh on JWP as this thread is based on his performance yesterday afternoon, both he and Djuricic came into a side that was for want of a better term were under the cosh of a strong Chelsea poking and probing for a winner. Everyone on the pitch in a Saints shirt was tuned into the task at hand and the ping pong breathless nature of the game, Koeman threw the dice and changed up, freshened, the midfield with 2 players who are more than capable to make something happen I think the intensity of the game was such that both of them found themselves having to get up to speed very very quickly whilst not dropping an expensive clanger, as a result they both became anonymous in the grand scheme of things. Just as an aside, Not sure which Chelsea player it was who sent JWP sprawling just outside our box, but I bet if that was up the other end of the pitch the ref would have blown.

Bloody hell I am exhausted!!

Probably because he looked so casual

Forster looked like he was on the training pitch!!!