John Boy Saint

Just loved today especially 2nd half how it was like he was teasing a kitten with a bit of wool: especially Laughton.

They will be pretty curious as why we top the bill

Wow what goal Puncheon!!

That must have been one hell of Marketing Meeting to come up with that little gem, and probably resulted in back slapping and high fives all-round....................... At least they have a sense of humour.

Give that nipper Bevis Mugabi a crack. He looks a bit handy.

Aston Vanilla for the cup

Hooray normal service returns.............. Wouldn't be a Saints season without a bit of tension imposed on ourselves. Does make you smile that tonight is the first time 7th place and Europe has been mentioned repeatedly. Come on you Saints!!!

Just reading ART's post, I recall something regarding bonuses going back to our last stint in the Prem that despite not paying big club wages our win bonus structure was quite handsome and second only to Arsenal.......... Think it might have had something to do with the players agents cut of their wages in that bonuses were excluded from the percentage taken. Its a bit hazy but certain there was something

Think they did my post count has been cut................ it was only a bit of fun no offence intended I hope we don't get a whole heap of players giving "we owe the fans a big performance" quotes this week, just do your talking on the pitch the next 2 games.

No denying a pants kick out, but likewise the best defence in the league just went walkabout.

Having just watched on MOTD first goal Gazza had no chance good strike, second goal he was totally exposed and lucky to get his forearm to it..........think making him the scapegoat a tad harsh.

Well having watched this: Might be a good idea to nail down 7th and pray for an Arsenal win in the cup, if we are tired now we will be fooked before Christmas next season if we stumble into the EL!!

I would guess being able to type.

Summed up nicely it seems from Champagne on Sky: Southampton playing it around and look a really nice team, Leicester are just going for the throat.

May as well change him up for the nipper on the bench. Can't be any worse and he is a big lad too.

Going to the dump....... Fancy giving me a hand?

Crudely put it has to get past 10 other players before it gets to the keeper.

Oh I was hoping you could give me a hand to get 2 tree stumps up the dump........... Anyone else?

Champagne Charlie on Sky says we don't have our flip flops on today, so that's promising.

Blimey the moaning on here thank goodness half you don't play for the team, beaten in the dressing room!! Kelvin's next game will be his 300th so maybe the club are being sentimental for next week. Plus Gazza has been tidy for the Under 21s, stick him between the sticks in the full heat of battle and you get a better appraisal of the goal keeping situation. Have some faith folks we ain't getting relegated.

Blimey what odds would you get down William Hill on the "NHS Killing" Tories being in power long enough to do away with it? Who ever signs off that happening knows that it would be like adding Strychnine to their own bowl of cornflakes every morning.

Where's that Whisky bottle!!!???!!!

Front page of the Sun without doubt.

In the Sepia hued days of Football past Plymouth were our arch rivals, surprised FF hasn't been along and pointed that out as that was in one of the Hagiology books. Driving past Southwestern house and the glass canopy round the back makes me think of reading that as that was the main station and after a good win at Plymouth folks waited past midnight (in the days when that was way past most folks bed time) to welcome the return of the victorious Saints players.......... Hood down anorak off. Brentford Swindon Southend

If true I think you might find you are a mere sprout