John Boy Saint

Wouldn't know if they phoned me in error tonight as we dropped the roof on Mrs JBS car and had dinner at a Pub out in the country.

That should be the club mission statement strap line in the corporate speak Ralph likes so much.

With Platini around I bet that is a formality as He is bound to have dirt on Blatter (and vice versa). More importantly congratulations Morgan.

At the end of every season most clubs send their players away with a set programme of what condition they expect them to return to pre season training in. In our case going on snippets that have come out about the finite details that we are supposed to apply to player condition through the season, now that Pochettino and his posse have left the building has the sports science department who monitor player condition gone with him, or is that a separate entity within SFC linked to Southampton University. You can imagine for some weak willed individuals with no Manager in place being tempted to slide off the rails a little. I know Adkins talked about players being given an MOT with the University support, it just seemed to become a bit more of a dark art under MP, or was that just the Media delving a little deeper into the key to our success last season and revealing the secrets.

I would have had the clause in my contract that says that at the end of the season whatever of the £50m I have not spent after the 2 windows I can keep, would see me trawling the bottom 2 leagues for hidden gems spending £10m max getting relegated and subsequently sacked without a care in the world.

Oooooo-errrrrrrrr.........................................although more at being quoted from 2011!!

Batman pointed out the Haunted House down the street should Oxo have to drop out. In questioning whether he could be replaced at this stage, he then told us what lived in that House ........................... Tom Cleverley!!!!............. Has it just gone cold in here??!!

You never know, he has been pretty feeble and wishy washy in his comments about his future until just the other day, maybe a gobshoite 6000 miles from home giving him some in the ear might populate his mind with demons. I know it was only a few minutes from the end but I couldnt believe how neutral I felt when AL came on last night.

Just have to look at his face and the expression is someone is going spot I am not a footballer soon!!

Stones much have watched Johnson the other night and thought WTF tonight with Milner so far he must be thinking WTFF!

ITV on Football is painful enough, but when Pineapple face Chiles doesn't help by not knowing where he is at the very beginning of the show. and how the chuff is Shaw to blame for the goal when the ball comes over from the England right?

Probably a relief to be away from the Basket Case that Birmingham is.

The strap line at the top says Ash Wednesday................ So a week before the World Cup and in warm up week all he can muster up is a piece about Saints that just about every Tom Richard and Harriet knew about, maybe aside from the blagging tickets to PSG. he must be laughing everytime he gets a payslip.

Cos he is got Rugrats in nit Bear!

Not if we keep making comments about his Mum he won't

Mountain of junk mail from next week then!

Doesn't look like he would take der Schitt from der Lallana either......... Or any other bugger for that matter.

I had missed the Pochettino letter reply so had a double bonus while munching my Cornflakes this morning, as always a good read. Cheers.

There you go he's had his trousers pulled down!!

.........to tell them who pushed Tina to her imminent death on Corrie?

Boredom and general mischief!!

Blimey just had a closer look, £20m they bought them for, nice little earner for what started out as micro brewery......... Sadly likely prone to cost savings from above now.

That will be a shame if they have buggered that up........................... You are sure that you hadn't recently brushed your teeth not long before supping it?! I will have to go back to Adnams if they have.

I am pretty sure I heard on the Radio this morning that Blatter is distanced from this, but for whatever reason Platini is closer to the frontline which seems a bit weird. I hasten to add that I did get a phone call not long after so I might have missed the nub of the story.

Just digressing a little, I had some Doom Bar from a bottle yesterday and not as bad as I had feared, compared to a fresh one from the pump.