John Boy Saint

Hildon Mineral water Club Corporate Affiliates or whatever they call them had a promo day and were handing out flyers to win a Season Ticket wearing white and blue jackets. It was probably them as they were sat in the Chapel.

They became free kicks to the defence because the attacking player was looking at them in the wrong tone of voice.

And the dice of fate deliver Europa league into our lap (if I was listening to the permutations correctly) One wacky trip away somewhere strange and we **** off out of the competition with smug grins on our faces and a hangover.

Urrrgh you went to Rupali in Tile Hill last night!! Their soft Popadoms do up that to me too!!

8/10 I have walked out of SMS after so many matches this season thoroughly entertained by what I have seen on the pitch. I thought some of the stuff we were dished up in the Championship was pretty damn good, to play nice attractive invariably intelligent football in the Premiership is another level, you just have to see the number of teams that have shredded the Championship then faceplanted pretty quickly in the Prem. After so many trudges across the Northam bridge having watched yet another steaming pile of Poo just before we were "reborn", its hard not to be happy with the season, especially when you take the very slow motion car crash we all sat through base.

That's Glasgow put out on Gardening leave then!

I wonder how different life on here would have been if Marion Pahars MkII (the latter years) and Capt Jack Sparrow had lived up to their potential and we were still in the mix for something this season. Yet here we are with our Saints supporting hats of years gone by on, discussing which disappointing development is going to kick us all in the wedding Vegetables over the closed season.

I saw a work colleague bin her job on face book.................. Told her mates that the Quack had signed her off with stress for a few weeks, so she was heading to the sun anyone fancy tagging along!!!! Hmmmm she quickly found out what stress actually DID feel like. That was quite funny to watch someone actually wire up their own career dissipation light.

Don't be silly they are remaking Fame and this is one of those street dancing thingymabobs!

Rumour is Van Gaal doesn't want United.................. Blimey a thread sunk like the finest ships of the German WWII Navy!!

What a shame the league season is soon to end and we will have to wait until blooming August to get the most well balanced Saints match report back on the t'internet again. Once again spot on

Running an advert up close and personal to 11 plus people every week who have the disposable income to invest in such Grandeur, I am pretty sure Bentley have enjoyed the money made from their cars almost becoming the Company car of choice for many footballers like the Mondeo is to salesmen. And having them rather than an obscure gambling house also keeps the club squeeky clean by not encouraging debt.

I have a mate who bets "professionally" and has a tidy little sum on SAF coming out of retirement to manage Man U for even just one game.

I would have thought that Man City have the biggest fears as unlike Man U, Liverpool, Chelsea, Arsenal, possibly even Spurs they are not a global brand they are only really poking their heads out of the Man U shadow thanks to having had obscene amounts of money pumped into them, they are the highest paid sports team in the world, yet posted eye watering losses recently. You very rarely see Man City shirts or even car stickers around the place, their overall income must be a fraction of those other 4-5 teams despite CL participation. I am probably missing the point or just being dense but surely they are prime targets to get stung by FFP.

If you were too late for these dont fret, I will sell my 2 STs in block 19 for £628 each.

After 4 pages of debate on this subject, youngest Daughter just realised she doesn't have to work that Sunday "can you get me a ticket Dad". 5 mins later job done against her customer number no ST not sat with us but she doesn't care. simples

Obviously he is, sat on the subs bench vHull.............................. Oh hang on what's this 72:51 mins and hey oh look who's coming on with less than 20 mins left.

Just have to look at Oxo to see how much game time he would potentially get, if he wants to play football stay here and take his chances, if you want money in your pocket to sit on your backside most weeks: Cheerio. We are going to get no end of stories like this, thankfully our academy status prevents us being raped and pillaged without any defences. Going back to Oxo, personally I think the nasty little clause that sees us getting £10k everytime he plays 20 mins + was a blinding little gem, as it makes any of the nippers looking to head over the wall at the first opportunity think a bit harder.

Just have to remember not to piddle anymore money up the wall on expensive rubbish from Italian Football.

Actually since Batternburg Gate have we had a pen for handball for us.

Jeez is there is a conspiracy against us regarding getting penalties from blatant hand balls, last weekend now this.

Blimey Skates v The Gas seems good value for those who paid their pennies to get in. 2-2 Rovers fighting for their lives

I'm here sitting quietly in the corner. Soccer Saturday reckon Villa are playing for a point! Also in other news apparently Chris Foy has had to be replaced after taking the ball full tilt in the chops from Shelvey in the Barcodes v Swans game, Merse and Pinocchio were almost wetting themselves so probably worth a watch later.

Well here's a thing, I have a ST and I have a Manc mate who typically lives in Harlow and fair play to him goes to Manure games whenever the ballot allows him. Thankfully he is buzzing off to Spain for a bit of Golf that weekend but the original plan was to tap up a Man U ST holder who I know and try that route to get him a ticket and if that failed then subject him to 90 minutes of sitting on his hands next to me................ Whilst that would have been nice to have had a pleasant day out together no doubt on the sauce. It would have been a bit spawny to have deprived a Saints fan a seat who had through work, finances, or whatever only managed to get to however many games required to qualify for a ticket: I guess having to queue up Milton Road in the latter days of the Dell has given me that pang of guilt had I taken this action. The one thing about having invested in a season ticket is that at the beginning of the season I know I don't have to jump through hoops when these so called glamour games come up.

Could also be an Easter Weekend at a sensible time of April, the weather is cheering up, (Sunday and Monday look crap) many folks having 4 days off and Saints playing away: let's go and do something else.