John Boy Saint

Lovren needs to extract a digit!!

No prima donnas there, great advert for the club.

Plonker Carragher had him at number 4 in his list of bestest relegation escapologists in yesterday's Mail!! With the amount of money he has had available to him and the number of good players he has at his disposal, the fact that QPR are just bobbing around in the play-offs it's amazing that so many still hail him as a football managing genius. And £64.5m losses last season it's like Deja Vu.

Be worth jumping out in the road in front of them forcing an emergency stop just to see the bodywork part from the chassis!!

WHAT are you smoking?!!!!

Spoke too soon!

Bury are doing their bit ATM

Ha Skates shoot themselves in the foot, Lallana loving Captain straight red Ooops!

Cobblers! someone had to after being T'd up so nicely.

I bet Mariner gets a tap on the wrists, but his Lino on that far side will be carrying the can to brush it under the carpet.

Looking at the Autopsy on TV looks like the officials had a wild night on the lash Up West forgetting it was a lunchtime kick off.

Andre Mariner just handed in his resignation from the band of Elite Referees, if you look ay D'Urso not being able to count in our game v Blackburn all those years ago.

Some wag up behind us, whenever he had to run at full tilt would always shout "Run Forrest Run" which was amusing as flat out he did look like Mr Gump.

I hope we get to see the £40m pound note he speaks of, if only to see what colour it is and who the famous person is on it. Turkish has put together a proper squad that looks like great fun to watch as a fan, as games would be like going to Ice Hockey where you will be waiting for it to kick off at any minute, and when we play Arsenal Mr Wenger might actually spontaneously combust before our very eyes!! Me I would just keep the money in the bank and fill the squad from the Academy, with a foreign coach in charge how could it fail!! .............................. Just amazing that no-one has tried that before.

Hooray! Sanity and common sense.

Trouble is in Carroll brute force does not work outside the UK as refs don't tolerate it, in Rickie you have a bloke who has wonderful vision for a pass and the ability to stick it in the back of the net, then add in the Lambert Wellbeck show in qualifying and I think that made folks sit up.

He is trying to suss out how we play so that he can replicate it in Brazil and shut that plum Greg Dyke up by winning the World Cup

Beckham was sent out on loan to Preston by SAF (possibly when Moyes was there) Beckham said it was the best thing that happened to him at that stage of his career.

Seems like a player who has coast along as hs default setting, but frustratingly shows that he is very capable and has the ability to be a much better player when he really has to get out of the hole he has created for himself with his work ethic.

First 3 matches are a stadium ban, not that it will be in reality as all he needs is a dodgy stream and his mobile phone, as he will have probably the best view of the game from his armchair......... That is unless Mrs Pardew drags him out for a spot of shopping!

So long as he introduces the concept of a Slap Shot when in sight of goal with 1 or 2 poised ready to scrimmage to get the ball past the net minder then: hoorah!! Where are they going to put the Organ Player!? Seriously though if he can keep the Southampton ball rolling in the direction it has been going in the last few years then what's to complain about, sport science, motivation etc has come along a long way since the days of SCW when football was still coming to terms with electricity, which we all know was the work of the Devil according to Brother Redknapp!

Doesn't look like there is anything for tea either..........

You will have to deal with the 3 days without trains while everyone makes their way to and from his funeral first. Still 52 is no age to pop off these days!

Not getting my hopes up too high on this one, Norwich have always been a funny side for us down through the years, plus add into te mix that they are scrapping for their lives to stay in the prem and Chris Hughton has the grim reaper in the corner of his eye sight. We just have to make sure that we come out of the traps like a greyhound from the off and put the game to bed early on, and with Ruddy in goal for them be a bit more quicker around their goal, none of this pit pat "after you" "no after you, I insist" nonsense. i can see Chambers back in, as he played well against Liverpool and I believe had a full 90 in mid week for England before Palace. As always though certainly looking forward to Saturday afternoon.