John Boy Saint

Looking like Lambert is more of a playmaker than some have given him credit for, coming on now.

Dust off the ducking stool!!

Ref is 45 been a prem ref since 2008 has only done 2 matches THIS season was 4th officiall at last seasons FA cup so no one with cotton wool behind their ears gets that gig

Osvaldo in the refs face at the whistle.

Come on boys put a lid on them

Clucking bell

Echo....echo........

Only been in charge of 2 prem games this season

Ooooooo ain't it exciting!!

Got that blooming 12 year old playing for them, those ITK say he is ahead of Rooney at the same age.

Makes sense Lambert on the bench seeing as he has just spent the week with Rooney Wellbeck Carrick Jones Smalling, if I missed anyone you get the gist.

Seeing as he has only just ambled back from International duty I would doubt that he is near the team sheet this afternoon. But why should MP spin the roulette wheel just to fit in someone in based now on his price tag when the squad is purring along nicely without Gaston. The candle so many still seem to be holding for Ramirez on here must be nearly out of both wax and wick.

One of my mates who bets (mostly successfully) to supplement his income banked £15k 2 weekends ago on an accumulator

Errr Adam have you looked at the table lately:D Not being facetious, but it's a bit strange to hear the Match-day 1st team captain make that comment, as I would have thought being a top 4 club is the mission the club is currently on. Or has a little cheeky quip been lost in the one dimensional context of Printed Media to my eyes!

Just sack Roy and be done with it, that way we go to Brazil with no one in charge because no one will want to take up the poison chalice, and the press get their teeth into the only subject matter they can't be brought to task over. Ah well the fact that every one of us are related to monkeys seems to have gotten lost along the way. in addition strange how Ginger haired people openly get the mick taken out of them, and everyone laughs, but no bugger stands up and creates a furore regarding discrimination on their behalf??!!

Nobody is likely to know as now the programme is the size of The Times World Atlas even those who bought it out of habit for Donkeys decades have turned their back on it this year. However you would have thought if it has been taken and produced this year there would have been a few copies for a quid or two in the shop.

Quite a surreal feeling about this game, there is no pressure on us as we are just little Southampton next in the Cannon Fodder line at Old Trafford. To Football pundits and Man U fans we are a nailed on 3 points so the boys just need to go up there and relax as there is nothing to lose. However a Ron Davies'esk 4 goal haul from the strikers would be a bit nice............... About the right length of time has elapsed for a Hollywood remake of an old Classic.

That's it "oh bloody hell Woy got the job done and we are off to Rio without too much fuss in the end". "Right boys get the long knives out Woys a success let's run him through for daring to spoil all our headlines for the next few weeks". if him using that story is being used to class Roy being racist and the ducking stools come out of retirement, then we might as well pack up our tents get on the first boat out of here and leave the keys to the country to anyone willing to poke up with such an increasing PC Dictator lead Banana republic.

Quite a clever piece. No point in getting too upset at such flattery from the media, we are just a new attraction at the Zoo! It's mid October and the last 2 Prem champions are not in the top 4 yet, which is a novelty in itself. Instead there is a tidy little South Coast team sucking up the rarefied atmosphere and enjoying the view perched 88 places above the bottom of the football league. Most Saints fans know the drill post Christmas our part of the pole gets a bit greasy in places, but until then just enjoy life in the sunshine just above the clouds near the summit of the "football pyramid".

He certainly gets some whip on that ball!!

Hmmm Saints tinted spectacles here: he had the chance to accelerate further away from the WBA player, instead he pulled on the handbrake to make sure he was close enough carry out the deed.

Hang on while I pour myself a drink and recline in a comfy chair, before watching this one go off!!

Cheapskate!! it's Bobbins to go over it, just think of the cost v the total length of great free motorway you have travelled on in getting there There is a bit a good few miles before the Bridge on the A75 where I discovered an optical illusion a few years back, having been cracking along 22ft of Caravan in tow I had loaded well and everything was steady as a rock perfectly balanced. I was giving it some across the flat bits for the ascents looming ahead, on one such descent I spotted where the road was flat and upped my speed for the steep ascent just watching the road I felt a twitch through the seat at the base of my spine (you can always feel what's going on behind you there) no wind, no cars, looked at the speedo and the needle was just passing 90mph!! Cold sweat! Instant thought was don't move anything but your accelerator foot. Looking in the mirror I realised that I was still going downhill even though it looked flat: I went up the ascent very nicely, not having to change gear. Certainly had the effect of a triple Espresso for the next couple of hours!!

He played at right back away to Stoke last December and did a great job. His natural position is where Fonte has put down roots this season.

4 of us did a whole bag of them on Saturday at Half Time, waving the bag around with gay abandon, we were right off our faces when Osvaldo slotted the first!!