John Boy Saint

I think he was shocked that he was onside (coupled with scoring against he boyhood team).

Fits the bill although wages might be an issue: but then you never know. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2294157/Joleon-Lescott-leave-Manchester-City-4million.html Just a thought.

Suarez and Johnson will think its bloomin Christmas!!

We had a very pleasant time back in November. Stayed in the Royalton on West 44th and 6th, Very nice. Breakfast over the road in The Red Flame was great and Cheap. went on a great tour very small group and lasted 9 hours (certainly didn't feel like it) and we saw loads. Chelsea Market down in the Meat Packing district is good especially if you like Lobster. Thanksgiving Parade at the end of the street was quite a sight. we walked Chuffin miles. Only thing that I had wished I had done was skating in Bryant park in the shadow of The Empire State building, Central Park Was sponsored by Trump and expensive, the Rockerfeller centre was also expensive, sadly we ran out of time. Not the cheapest city, as the tour guide said "most New Yorkers wouldn't think twice about paying $70 for a pair of Jeans" just about sums it up. That said I would go back but not in a massive hurry.

The Icredible Shrinking Man

No Surprise there! must be a damn hard job in a regime more closed to the outside world than North Korea.

Nah! That was just a singular act of spontaneous solo combustion, not a team lynchmob....................................... Funny though Prutton had a very valid point hidden under that spectacular explosion.

Ah didums a fixture pile up breaks your bloody heart. How come football has gone soft When we got to the League cup final we were still in the FA cup and a right pickle of a fixture pile up we asked Arsenal to move our 5th round cup tie from the Tuesday to Wednesday: Arsenal told us where to go. Thankfully the God of Football is involved who has already moved the game, and if I understand the explanation of the TV rules correctly only an act of the highest God can see the game moved again. (but then being 2 of the most importantest teams in English football anything is possible!)!

Oooooo I would like to see that spun on TV!! For a team that does not have a history for throwing all the toys out of the pram, it will be interesting to see how this ends.

Steven Nzonzi 5th!! Ths poll must have been conducted at 23:30 in a Stag party venue!! None so queer as folk.

Arsenal are a bit Jeckyll & Hyde, so not that much of an issue.

My Headline was better, how exciting deleted thread coming for me!!

McDermott sacked at Reading just on 5 Live.

18 including 7 that will be locked within 12 hrs of them starting.

Always seemed to comment on our games quite warmly. Easily identifyable voice always seem well researched, even on that Dancing on Ice. 69 is not old these days. RIP

Crispest oval "chocolate" pieces with coconut pieces in. Always had a paper bag from the sweet shop of them when I went to the Dell.

Blimey glad I live in England!! No wonder everyone from deprived areas of the World head to the UK!!

Bit disappointed that my status isn't catered for here: Cynic = An Optimist with experience!

Morgan....................... Poll closed!!

Pochettino obviously has enough English to give Mark Battenburg a piece of his mind at the inal whitle looking at Sky

Boruc!!!!

Seems like the Blamange Holt stumbled over

I think 10pts + is possible, I also think that last weekends result against QPR will serve as a kick up the backside. Our performance was almost like we walked onto the pitch expecting to win with ease, as so many commentators have blown sunshine up our backsides regarding the way we have been playing of late.

I think taste the difference Barolo is defo, un plug, decant, leave to breathe, and pour down your neck. Leave it under your stairs for a few years and it might be disappointing. Sue might back this up, I sometimes like a bit of Pinot Gringo and have found that ones from Veneto are better than all the rest. Make your own, if you have the patience to leave it long enough it will probably be more potent, I made Sloe Gin and left it to fester for 12 months before bottling. The following year I made Sloe Vodka and Blackberry Brandy, a friend came round an asked what I was up to when *****ing the Sloes so I gave her a shot of Sloe Gin that she baulked at, I finished filling my jars, then finished what she had left of the Sloe Gin then drainer both the remains of the Vodka and the Brandy straight from the bottle: after the Sloe Gin there was Zero throat burn from the straight Vodka and Brandy. I made some Dry Blackberry Wine once, it was superbly clear, tasted great and one glass had the mood round the table very giggly.

Seconded There was without a tight little clique, another to suffer the same was Wayne Bridge, he was in a couple of games where as soon as he was on the pitch absolutely chuff all went left except when someone forgot their mate wasn't there.