John Boy Saint

Oh Poo!! I have to blooming work at a trade show in Birmingham on the date that the game has been rearranged for....................................... Gitbags!!!

That was a bitter night, you could see the frost getting whiter on the pitch as the game went on. I remember getting Bangers and Mash from that Mash of the Day place, the mash sat in my stomach for most of the game like a breeze block that had spent the afternoon in the oven which was a bonus.

Boss has given me a Snow day 'ish I will be working at home and he will expect to see results by this afternoon when he returns from his days Skiing in Val D'Isere. C'est la vie. Back to the snow, I have not seen snow like this for this long since I was a nipper (Canada apart 20 odd years ago).

Would we be playing in Purple and White stripes with Grey shorts and Pink & Red socks when this marvellous merger takes place? ;-)

Just finished a 6 foot snowman with the odd break because I swear the snow was not this cold when I was a nipper, all the tracks where I have rolled up the snow have vanished under fresh deep snow.

Get a long stick out and gently knock the snow from your dishes....................... Simples! Better still a couple of well aimed snowballs might dislodge the snow; just hope you don't give the do-da on the sticky outy bit a good clout.

Apparently its called Antelope Trading Park now, I supply The Range and had no idea where it was when they were telling me where Southampton 2 was being built, and I only use to live in Chatsworth Road by the Police station in Bitterne.

In Basingstoke its welcome back to the winter wonderland!! already 2.5 - 3 inches on the fence posts, the A33 runs past the bottom of the garden and its a soft swoosh snow covered sound of the rare tyres passing over it rather than the wet slushy sound. So that will be impassable by the morning.

Hey! Honest boys the Haddock I did last night was this big!!!....... Really!!

Where Dibbens then Jewsons were at the bottom of one of the dips, if I am correct. In answer to someone up the thread saying that Yank fast food can bugger off back over the pond, Burger King is originally a British company.

Probably be what he will be killed with!!

As my Dad said when I passed my test, "Any idiot can drive fast, its knowing what to do with it when it all starts to go wrong". I drive 40k miles a year (I am no Saint covering those miles) but every single day I see accidents waiting to happen, predominantly involving cars travelling well below the speed limit. Someone above mentioned above about poor Motorway driving, I have a mate who went on a BMW driving course and the instructor told him that on a Motorway he should always drive in the middle lane as it gives greater options for escape should an incident occur...........Unbelievable.

This is what Ponty is referring to: Not so great when you consider that Peugeot rocked up at Le Mans 24 hour race in 1988 with a car designed to exceed 400kph down the 3.7 mile Mulsanne Straight (before Ballestre buggered it up). They achieved 407kph - 252mph, the car survived 59 laps as to set the record they had taped up most of the air vents, Peugeot were happy as it grabbed the fastest car down the Mulsanne headlines and they knew that the car was not a race winner.

Probably the same people who turn their fog lights on at the first whisp of mist then leave them on for the next 2 weeks.

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I can live with that, another easy tie (he says with his fingers crossed behind his back) :-)

That will keep the pitch looking nice for a bit longer..........:cool:

The pump/blow system that was supposed to be connected to the under pitch pipework was reported to be able to handle 8 inches of rain in an hour, what materialised during the post mortem following the Crystal Palarse game being postponed was that the drains that the system would connect to outside the stadium could not handle the increased waterflow the drainage system would create, also on that same night the high tide in the Solent stifled the flow of rainwater away from all the city's drains. Hood down, Anorak off! :-)

What the ITV Adverts show peppered with annoying snippets of Football spoiling the enjoyment of enthralling adverts. :-)

Coles was sat behind good 'ole 'Arry in the dugout at Sperms the other day.......... We don't want him back here the goal keepers under him at Saints got stale the longer they stayed with us under him.................... He lives down the road from me and I had a run in with him one evening in our local off licence after being set up by the manager there, I told him what was wrong with Jonahs shot stopping 2 weeks later on Match of the Day Jonah had stopped his regular trait of the season to that point: not such a great coach and a miserable bloke with it.

Amazingly in this country they will probably get their day out in the Wiltshire county town un molested, if you were to turn the whole thing around and try and carry out the same protest in a Muslim country the whole thing would turn into a bloody riot.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh do please change the record!! The poll on here sums up the performance today, at the time of writing this only 52 people have voted on the MOTM poll. We didn't seem to get out of first gear. It would have been interesting to have seen what would have happened if Luton had scored the goal that they were all lining up for in the second half........... Attendance today was the highlight of the game.

It will be the corner shop window then with cup tied players on special offer.

This has Banana skin written all over it they say things happen in 3's lets hope the JPT win v Scunny at the end of last season and the 2 rounds of the cup so far has seen their beating of 3 bigger clubs in the cups.

"The bloke who spent all of our money, Officer?" "He lives in Sandbanks, which is that way".