Miltonaggro

No, Spurt Republic will negotiate the usual compensation package of £3m.

Jenny will be our ‘fan on the board’ - Rasmus has done the metrics…

Define and refine experience…

My money is on Joe Shields!

ABBA with Frida post op?

My basic preference in terms of advice on experience, presence, and gravitas (in case Marty or Ras are keeping tabs from the Green Mile) is to not go for a person that sounds and looks like they would sell you a hotdog at a travelling funfair which causes food poisoning whilst short-changing you. Also, avoid promoting the fashionista head of the post room to CEO because he’s liked by the typing pool and reception staff.

This. Essentially it needs to be a credible appointment, with gravitas and authority - presence. Attributes you look for in the focal figurehead in any complex organisation that’s serious about being / remaining competitive. Hopefully Wilcox is more adept at talent spotting than the mediocrity collective on the Board.

Wait until the hairless chimps develop opposable thumbs, they’ll be no stopping them.

Rather like saying Rolf Harris is not on TV anymore.

To be fair he bleeds red and white, and blue and white, and green and white…😂

He’ll get us to their level eventually.

In a nutshell!

Alan Woodford, quiet, dignified and low-key. Left the football to genuine football people, innovatively backed SFC as much as was possible at the time so we were genuinely competitive. Consequently took Saints to heights that I doubt we will see again.

Katarina wouldn't stretch to a rubber stamp after spending £45K on NikNak's gold plated chair. Imagine what could have been...

And scousers!

Controversial?

A difficult wank even for the most happiest of clappers!

We live in hope!

As did Gary Wilmot in the 80s 🙂

This absolute gem, 'Raising a Winner', has yet to be translated into English. Here's the blurb: ‘Rasmus Ankersen's conclusion is crystal clear: Talent is greatly overrated! If you want to reach top class, you must train for at least 10,000 hours. Whether your name is Tiger Woods, Wolfgang Mozart or Caroline Wozniacki. The world's top performers have not had a special talent’ Hopefully it will come in handy in the Championship. Fuck me!

At least Kevin Phillips and Rory Delap cared, more than you can say about the current disconnected rabble!

Exactly this. The most remarkable thing about this episode is the number of times we’ve been able to pull ourselves out of the mire, give the club a fighting chance, since the end of 2022, but have bottled every one.

Relegation should allow a rethink and the implementation of what appear to be some very easy gains in terms of improving SMS for our home games. Watch these useless cunts miss every single one.

We will get Den Perry!

Insightful analysis into Sellesball. This team might be absolute dogshit, but they're brilliantly consistent!