Miltonaggro

At that time the Winks links were terrifying as he was bona fide shite, but on balance I now wish we had gone for him rather than Ainsley.

Don’t like the sound of this, given the malaise at SFC we need paleo diet, Referendum party, diabolist and personality disorder on the CV as a starting point.

Another vote for smokin’ Joe Aribo.

Thank goodness WG, I've been having sleepless nights

The Danish bell will likely have it linked to his Tinder spreadsheets.

Agree with this with the grating escape of the Boscombe bucket rattlers.

For the record I would be happy with Viera, and think we might be a good fit for him in a way that Palace weren't. If he emulates any of our former 'top player' managers of the last 20 years (all of whom had skidmarks on their CVs prior to joining Saints) we will be competitive in the Championship very quickly. Authority and the motivation of talented youngsters wont be a problem for PV.

No, Spurt Republic will negotiate the usual compensation package of £3m.

Jenny will be our ‘fan on the board’ - Rasmus has done the metrics…

Define and refine experience…

My money is on Joe Shields!

ABBA with Frida post op?

My basic preference in terms of advice on experience, presence, and gravitas (in case Marty or Ras are keeping tabs from the Green Mile) is to not go for a person that sounds and looks like they would sell you a hotdog at a travelling funfair which causes food poisoning whilst short-changing you. Also, avoid promoting the fashionista head of the post room to CEO because he’s liked by the typing pool and reception staff.

This. Essentially it needs to be a credible appointment, with gravitas and authority - presence. Attributes you look for in the focal figurehead in any complex organisation that’s serious about being / remaining competitive. Hopefully Wilcox is more adept at talent spotting than the mediocrity collective on the Board.

Wait until the hairless chimps develop opposable thumbs, they’ll be no stopping them.

Rather like saying Rolf Harris is not on TV anymore.

To be fair he bleeds red and white, and blue and white, and green and white…😂

He’ll get us to their level eventually.

In a nutshell!

Alan Woodford, quiet, dignified and low-key. Left the football to genuine football people, innovatively backed SFC as much as was possible at the time so we were genuinely competitive. Consequently took Saints to heights that I doubt we will see again.

Katarina wouldn't stretch to a rubber stamp after spending £45K on NikNak's gold plated chair. Imagine what could have been...

And scousers!

Controversial?

A difficult wank even for the most happiest of clappers!

We live in hope!