Miltonaggro

Viva le T shirt...

Arise Sir Rickie of Lamberton...

Everything's Premier at Premier Inn - except the accomodation, food, and service...

As a young boy Nicola Cortese was thought to have Tourettes syndrome until an exorcism was performed on him by Joe Dolce...

No, I meant the Fens. That shows the geographical scope of their catchment area...

This. Also their catchment area is massive' potentially the Barcelona of the Fens...

It looks like all the rumours about Lambert falling out with Adkins are true. Cortese must act fast and sell Lambert to Chelsea before they buy Hulk, and sack Adkins to bring in Di Matteo with Dalglish as DOF. It's the only was to emerge from this situation with any dignity...

I am devastated by this exclusive news and it has ruined my jubilee bank holiday. To be honest, it was only a matter of time before our stars were picked off by the giants, nothing ever changes. Cortese out!...

I prefer to keep my faith in the Spirit of Southampton...

This would be a good omen as the last time we were promoted to the top flight we had a ginger ninja fighting it out for the keepers jersey. QED If we sign Bogdan we will stay in the Prem for at least 27 years...

My prediction is 12th, the Southampton way...

We live in hope...

This. Have a look at Chelsea's gates through the 80's and 90's pre Harding. Things can indeed change quickly in football...

We should look to become the Hampshire version of Athletico Bilbao over the next five years...

BT got 23 in 2003, so for Lambo's first season in the Prem - 20...

Tactically inept and the personality of a tennis racket. The arrival of Lee Todd and the sale of Maik Taylor represented some early business, and when Hoddle replaced him it revitalised the club. Fair play to the bloke, but glad he is 300 miles away from SFC...

Good work S-A, an interesting read. We are indeed rabid...

We will resign him for £5 million and Tommy SP Forecast...

Birmingham for me, with Allardyce stretchered off in injury time. WHU will blow it, and are in for a few seasons in the hinterland...

Man of the match. Left it to late in the season to pull that out of the bag!...

Genuinely moved. What a great advert for our club today from top to bottom! F*cking brilliant. Now to get drunk...

The title surrended with a whimper! Gutted...

He should have the decency to clench his fist in his pocket, or simply rattle his loose change. I would up the Barry analogy to Warwick Davis...

Another silver lining...

Just like Hitler in his bunker, the reds are about to consign a paper tiger rival to history. For the next 50 years at least...