Miltonaggro

This put me right off: http://www.youtube.com/user/owenhargreavescb#p/u/4/uH3m3hkr2dA

Agreed. Considering his waist measurement I think he may be our long anticipated marquee signing...

I have it on good authority it is in fact David Mellor, we are looking at...

Spot on...

Going forward there could be something in this. Rather like the Boys From Brazil, albeit the Boys from Staplewood. Nige in the Gregory Peck role...

Idi Amin was also very dapper...

Matthew Wright...

The best photo's last season were Adkins lying on the rug when he joined (playful but pensive), and the one with the tiger in a headlock before the Brighton away game (rampant and steadfast) - pure genius on the part of Cortese! If a picture paints a thousand words...

Just the sort of player we need to be signing. Praying the 'SFC / Adkins pull' is enough...

A badly needed touch of class. Far too many not taking this seriously...

I agree B5, Yakety Sax is the real McCoy. There is a strong Southampton connection and also a true essence of the Adkins. Instead of the IAK rig I would have 50 mascots in foam rubber Ian Brennan designed Ted Bates costumes - most unnerving. It would also put the opposition on the back foot if the theme was played sporadically during the game, thus:

Until I see that Rivas has signed on the official site I won't believe it. He makes Ronaldo look like Vince Cable...

This. I think that it's highly likely that we will see exits first, and even if AOC were to stay fees for Puncheon and perhaps the likes of Mills / Seaborne could considerably raise the kitty. Another point is that on the basis of Cortese's recent dealings it is unlikely that we will get to know any fees we pay (inflated or otherwise), even if we were to sign the likes of Maynard...

This time with quote! A winner. Comment by LM after a game versus WBA when he had scored an absolute screamer cutting in from the right wing. I was in the Milton, happy days...

A winner. Comment by LM after a game versus WBA when he had scored an absolute screamer cutting in from the right wing. I was in the Milton, happy days...

Which Saints player was described by his manager in a post match interview in the following terms: 'Our (right/left) winger has been a real handful for the opposition over the last three games and today's goal was superb. The only problem is he is supposed to be our (left/right) back' Conscious of my 'three strikes and you're out chaps', hence no question last night. Good luck, fairly easy one...

Colin Todd...

Apparently the tag-line for selling advertising space at the Amex stadium is 'slightly smaller than Barnsley, slightly bigger than MK Dons, the future's bright with 12,000 spare padded seats in the new year'...

Exactly...

Disloyal little scouse t*sser! Obviously happy to sit on the bench rather than compete with Forte...

Cortese, the thinking football man's Michael Corleone...

It would be great to be a model of Clough's late 70s early 80s Notts Forest side in terms of punching above our weight domestically and in Europe, albeit with home grown players - NA has certainly got the eccentricity and manner! Barcelona mark 2 may not be achievable in the next five or six years but how about the English AJAX, 52000 capacity, 48000 gates and still a great reputation for young players...

Totally agree. I have a feeling that Zenden could well be the kind of throwback signing (Alan Ball type figure) that we have been crying out for. Just look at the guy's career; a mentor for our talented young midfielders...

Imagine having to steal another side's anthem and changing the chorus to make it fit. Utter c**ts...

Well done Huddersfield, and good luck for the final. Proper football club with decent fans, and not deckchair in sight...