Miltonaggro

Reading this bollo makes one realise how important it is to get out of this tosspot league with its psuedo rivalries. At least I now know what Leeds supporting mates went through when Huddersfield and Hartlepool fans (their Brighton and Bournemouth) used to get on their case and message boards with similar nonsense. The current Brighton fervour reminds me of Oxford United fans in the mid eighties when Smith and Maxwell were in charge, a bit of sporadic success and they were going to be the Real Madrid of the Thames Valley right up until the point where the wheels came off. I can't recall us posting on Arsenal and Spurs sites when St Marys was being built 'our new ground will only have 5000 less seats than your decrepit stadia, but our toilets are better and the radio station is tip top, and given that we are only 80 miles away you must be looking over your shoulders and crapping yourselves at the birth of Leviathan'. We would have looked a bit silly, wouldn't we...

How about: "There's Only One Forbes Phillipson-Masters - a Complete Who's Who of Southampton FC" For the purists...

Chaplow demonstrates to the rest of the side what a major kick up the a*se looks like!...

Danny for me, a right handful as a youngster, tricks and pace...

Dead right Ibizasaint. It wasn't announced until the night of the game and he played an absolute blinder (I was aged 13 and watching from the Archers), supporters assumed that he was Chinese at the time, but he was in fact a Dutchman and a star at Ajax. Surplus to requirements after Cruyff returned hence the trial at Saints. To this day I don't know what else he could have done to get a contract (shades of MLT in that infamous England B match). Great night at the Dell though, pure entertainment!... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tschen_La_Ling

"Can I have your autograph now, as I'm never likely to get out of division three!"...

F*ck me! If anyone needs reminding as to why we are in the third division the names being put up on here over the last 24 hours provide a stark jarring reminder. Let's sign 250 players for £700K in the hope that 11 might not be too sh*t...

Which must make you Nora Batty! As part of the 70s generation with Um, I still have one of the chequered silk numbers somewhere (at the time the height of playground chic) and an inherited knitted job with a Paul Bennett badge (now there was an enigma...). Never had a rattle, but as dementia takes hold I may have to turn to ebay...

Lol! It's like last of the summer wine on here!...

All a bit silly from the club really, attempting to crush the 'little guy'. The fact that he is allowed to buy tickets as a member and so in effect can attend every game makes the decision plain daft. Whatever your stance on Nick's personality he is a loyal fan and doesn't deserve prolonged poor treatment - the ombudsman is seldon wrong in cases of reasonableness...

Grind 'em out Saints. Onwards and upwards...

When we achieve the glorious five year plan (hopefully the glorious three year plan), I think a statue of Marcus should be commissioned and installed during the close season between Championship and Premiership so that the great man is tangibly with us on our return to the elite. Lest we forget. Just don't let Ian 'Jimmy Krankie' Brennan near the brief...

Nice one Gemmell, tapped into the feelings of many on here. Cortese must be congratulated for being very canny in this window. Saints took it to united for much of the match on Saturday and looked like a TEAM, Chappers, Harding and Butterfield epitomised this new bond and heart that the players seem to have. So, the two new additions (both well known to NA) will fit this team ethic, versatile six footers with power and pace, lots of options and competition. AL and AC is the icing on the cake and a win, win. If we get promotion things are cranked up another notch, it becomes a more difficult proposition for the player to leave, and a much more difficult proposition for any courting club to put in an appropriate offer - AC @ £10M after half a season in division three, how much for him after half a season at the top end of the Championship per se with a few England U21 caps? Now all we have to do is tear this league a new one, and I rather think we will...

Hear, hear, 'plucky lower league clubs...better quality showed in final half hour'...

I vote for Ian McShane in Yesterday's Hero...

Yes, I believe it's Nicola's friends in high places in Italy, giving us offers we can't refuse...

James Corden to Weigh****chers...

If the powers that be decide we need a keeper, don't be surprised if it's Joe Murphy from Scunny...

Wouldn't surprise me to see Joe Murphy from S****horpe at Saints (I think that he is out of contract in the summer). Commanding keeper and was brilliant for Adkins in this league...

Ditto that Vectis, along with Terry Gennoe, who seemed to lose all confidence after the 1979 Cup Final...

Too F*CKING real. And oddly familiar...

When I read his posts I always envisage Johnny Vegas's character in Benidorm. Morbidly obese, attention-seeking, fortysomething, living with his mother, sexually repressed, confused, deluded virgin. A sort of fat, mentally sub normal, Walter Mitty...

To be fair, when I heard him speak at the Reform Club last Wednesday I thought it was Lesley Philips. Cut glass...

All being well I look forward to playing Blackpool next season, and a rousing chorus of 'Championship you're having a laugh' Respect due...

I think that tonights events are a show of strength and a message of intent! COYR...