Miltonaggro

Don't be too hasty. Di Canio and Nick Griffin could be the 'hosts' at half time, whipping the SMS faithful into a frenzy in the tradition of Nuremberg and Munich. They could then host a penalty shoot out with the spot moving farther away depending on your ethnic group or sexuality, for example John Terry would be an inch from the goal-line, Justin Fashanu would be in Bevois Valley. Just a thought...

Well done Huddersfield, there's already one Punch & Judy show in the Championship...

Spot on. In one respect a 'firm' approach would be interesting as I have an inkling that Cortese in 'negotiation' mode from a very strong position would be something to see and marvel at. I am not sure if Arsenal would be able to match Saints valuation of AOC, and unless courting clubs are very serious indeed our young prospects will be going nowhere...

Fully vindicated, onwards and upwards...

Well done to the side and to Adkins and Crosby, virtually unplayable in the business end of the season - f*cking awesome and a good news team once again!...

The Huddersfield faithful must be thinking 'what's the f*cking point!'...

This seems a very sensible middle way, and would keep everybody happy...

Bang on the money!...

We should give them a walk of shame, with 'cheerleaders' dressed as the Village People. In the words of Vera Lynn, f*ck 'em...

What is your opinion of gaffa tape?...

"I love you and I can't live without you, and I don't care you knows anymore!"...

Thanks for the link SB, what the f*ck is going on. Next there will be women joining the police and the army. The repressed sexual tension of the scouts will never be the same again...

Larry Grayson, John Inman, and Lord Montagu! What is it with scouts this morning!...

Not to be pedantic but to avoid accusations of sexual discrimination, shouldn't she be called a Brownie or Guide depending on her experience? Portsmuff have recently promoted from within after making cut-backs, Ada the former tea-lady is now Director of Football, and Milky Malcolm the programme seller is head of business development. Challenging times...

In terms of the tension on this Board and keeping with the Joy Division theme, it has to be 'Love Will Tear us Apart'...

Wake up call. No more complacency please...

If Jaidi has another half season with Saints as a regular, we would be the English club for which he has made most appearances! Which is nice...

Believe he was born in Havant, so he chose to follow the path of righteousness. Good egg...

Deja vu!...

I used to like Hone, a cross between Jeff Stelling and Frank Sidebottom. Dulieu looked like a backstreet car dealer who had got lucky and then couldn't believe his luck, his CV was like the Killing Fields...

Auto every time. I would be very concerned about us choking the playoffs and can vividly visualise what would happen with the clock at 88 minutes and the score at 1-1...

I think it is because BHA never expected to be in this position, like the bookies and the rest of Division Three the expectation was that Saints would have a cakewalk. You have to admire the way that they keep grinding out the results whilst we flatter and stutter - it's a smaller club enjoying rubbing the big boy's nose in it...

His new business is located close to Charlton's stadium. It's the Sherpa van parked in the layby behind the home end, selling high end hot dogs. The operation is called 'Burger Me it's Rupert Lowe Esquire' - Andrew Cowan is in charge of corporate finance and Bovril...

What this does tell us, as if we didn't know already, is that our potential play off credentials are not great - particularly given Charlton's recent form against ours, something like 60% of the play this evening, and 3000 travelling fans. The other obvious concern is the rapidly depleting midfield as we are currently losing two players per game - time to bring in some serious loanees and pronto...

Joey Deacon...