Miltonaggro

Bovril...

Sturrock and Hoddle dream team at the helm. It would be like On the Buses...

The parallel with MLT was good. Different players, but both very worthy of their status with the fans. As for next season, Rickie Lambert the rich man's Andy Carroll :-)

About time we were featured...

How about resurrecting "ere we go, ere we go, ere we go..."

Taxman, the Beatles...

An A please Bob, and an ALDI superstore build on what was Frottage Park...

You can scoff, but this will soon become a stark reality. My SFC insider informs me that it will be 52,410 to put us in the 'big four'. As to the statue, MY RAA insider informs me that Ian Brennan is on a retainer to do the head, and the overall scale is "roughly the size of the Statue of Liberty". There is a possibility that given the appropriate consents, the statue may straddle the Itchen Bridge and have a 'mouth' viewing gallery looking eastwards smiling wryly at the plight of AFC Portsmouth. Just watch Southampton City Council f*ck it up!...

You can scoff, but this will soon become a stark reality. My SFC insider informs me that it will be 52,410 to put us in the 'big four'. As to the statue, MY RAA insider informs me that Ian Brennan is on a retainer to do the head, and the overall scale is "roughly the size of the Statue of Liberty". There is a possibility that given the appropriate consents, the statue may straddle the Itchen Bridge and have a 'mouth' viewing gallery looking eastwards smiling wryly at the plight of AFC Portsmouth. Just watch Southampton City Council f*ck it up!...

I would tend to agree with Chez above regarding the complacency in terms of marketing last summer, as an awful lot of people were genuinely ****ed off. The current financial climate is without precedent and the majority of businesses have had to make concessions - football is culturally different but the bottom line still applies in the end. At present Saints have the third biggest average gate in the Championship, narrowly behind Derby and West Ham, with the former running all kinds of incentives. Nationally, we have the fourteenth biggest average gate - so, disappointing but not terminal...

George Reader, the finest, Milford the love child of Alan Biley and Saddam Hussein...

I think that the correct vernacular is LMFAO...

Probably Craig David and his crew by the sound of it (Frostie, Pinder, Vallance, Meades etc.), p*ssed up on Krug and up for a knees up. There's no place for this type of thing in the modern game...

The other standard is Celtic or Rangers. 'Tonight Matthew my Scottish team is' FFS...

I just hope that none of the hardcore Saints racists travel to Upton Park tomorrow. They will not tolerate that kind of infantile nonsense up there...

Just like Nazi Germany...

In view of this escalating situation I think that the club needs to adopt a tough zero tolerance stance. Anyone displaying racist views should be dragged into the centre circle and forced to shake hands with the peoples of all nations during half time (or at least 9 nations), and their seat should be removed from the stadium as a symbol of their censure. Furthermore the team should run out to Ebony and Ivory by Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney...

Or for that matter, the minority...

The two things from this period that stick in the mind re. England is Gascoigne scoring the goal against the jocks in the Euro Championship (under Terry Vegetables), and the commentator exclaiming 'there is no other player that could have scored that goal' - me screaming at the TV that we had one (not even in the squad) scoring better every week! Then this England B debacle under Hoddle, when even if MLT has scored half a dozen he still wouldn't have been included. Just shows how blinkered successive England managers were, and if Le Tissier had accepted the offer to play for France he would have probably won 50 caps, and possibly World Cup and Euro winners medals. Just imagine for one moment a side with MLT and Zidane pulling the strings!...

Come on my proud beauties. Tandoori to score in 91st...

Bloody hell, this post puts it into perspective, and when you see the squad set out like that you can appreciate the way NA has been putting this squad together for promotion. If the players coming back from injury get back on song quickly and Lee and Sharp integrate quickly, methinks we might be genuinely murdering a few sides...

I heard last week that Stephen Hester was going to buy the club and fund a transfer frenzy, but has since had a change of heart. FFS...

is it in italics to reflect the unbridled speed associated with JF?...

People are forgetting that we are talking about Jonno Quick here, float like a hovercraft sting like a slow loris! FFS...

No pace in the side whatsoever now! FFS...