Miltonaggro

We should give them a walk of shame, with 'cheerleaders' dressed as the Village People. In the words of Vera Lynn, f*ck 'em...

What is your opinion of gaffa tape?...

"I love you and I can't live without you, and I don't care you knows anymore!"...

Thanks for the link SB, what the f*ck is going on. Next there will be women joining the police and the army. The repressed sexual tension of the scouts will never be the same again...

Larry Grayson, John Inman, and Lord Montagu! What is it with scouts this morning!...

Not to be pedantic but to avoid accusations of sexual discrimination, shouldn't she be called a Brownie or Guide depending on her experience? Portsmuff have recently promoted from within after making cut-backs, Ada the former tea-lady is now Director of Football, and Milky Malcolm the programme seller is head of business development. Challenging times...

In terms of the tension on this Board and keeping with the Joy Division theme, it has to be 'Love Will Tear us Apart'...

Wake up call. No more complacency please...

If Jaidi has another half season with Saints as a regular, we would be the English club for which he has made most appearances! Which is nice...

Believe he was born in Havant, so he chose to follow the path of righteousness. Good egg...

Deja vu!...

I used to like Hone, a cross between Jeff Stelling and Frank Sidebottom. Dulieu looked like a backstreet car dealer who had got lucky and then couldn't believe his luck, his CV was like the Killing Fields...

Auto every time. I would be very concerned about us choking the playoffs and can vividly visualise what would happen with the clock at 88 minutes and the score at 1-1...

I think it is because BHA never expected to be in this position, like the bookies and the rest of Division Three the expectation was that Saints would have a cakewalk. You have to admire the way that they keep grinding out the results whilst we flatter and stutter - it's a smaller club enjoying rubbing the big boy's nose in it...

His new business is located close to Charlton's stadium. It's the Sherpa van parked in the layby behind the home end, selling high end hot dogs. The operation is called 'Burger Me it's Rupert Lowe Esquire' - Andrew Cowan is in charge of corporate finance and Bovril...

What this does tell us, as if we didn't know already, is that our potential play off credentials are not great - particularly given Charlton's recent form against ours, something like 60% of the play this evening, and 3000 travelling fans. The other obvious concern is the rapidly depleting midfield as we are currently losing two players per game - time to bring in some serious loanees and pronto...

Joey Deacon...

Dons to win and Mackerel-Smyth to Norwich on Tuesday morning as we go second later the same day...

If it is the Axis of Evil must consist of Mike Osman and Jimmy Cricket...

And there I was praying for the Manzil Tandoori! Adkins out...

Pizza Clarke Graham Baker Painer Golac Budgie Flymo Hughie...

I would go for a mafioso theme in honour of Nicola 'Teflon-Don' Cortese...

Howard would be an excellent signing, a vastly experienced player and a solid pro (quality in the Murty mould) - could just give us that cool head in the middle of the park for the run in that we have been crying out for. Would love it if this happens...

We can't win, they lost 3-1 at home ffs! We have played them three times this season and the aggregate score is 7-1 - what do they want us to do, beat them 10-0 with gusto and guile to rival Brazil 1970, and then apologise? This is not journalism, it is blind hated, the kind of blind hatred that winds people up and can result in violence after a few pints and some mis-timed provocation, for that these stupid hacks should be reported to the PCC. When we got beaten by united in the cup, it was a case of the better side having better players and consequently another gear, and I think that has been the case when we have played Bournemouth this season. Had we treated united with such animosity after that match (and after all they put the nail in the coffin of almost three decades of top flight football for us), we would have looked ridiculous, just as Bournemouth and large elements of their small-minded, ill-informed fan base do now!...

Measured and reasonable in the circumstances, well done Daren!...