Miltonaggro

Now then, now then, now then!...

Austin south of £15M would be a relative bargain, and that front four on song would terrorise defences, absolutely terrorise them!

Are those two players, or do they run the dodgems at Southsea fun fair?

If the head of marketing is Joseph Groebbuls, start worrying!

4th July. Tick tock...

Well said.

If we could get Gourcuff back on song, he could be awesome for us!

Spot on.

Bloody hell, that's an extremely limited gene pool, very much the same vintage as the Neolithic Pompey slum dwellers. Bestest fans in the world, YNWA, LMFAO!

I think Ron is going to be right up for this, very much the kind of situation he revels in! Assuming results go our way, draw and finish above Spurs would be great, win and finish above the bin dippers would be superb, and crown a great entertaining season. If the two most delusional clubs in English football did finish below us last day the inquest will be hilarious - foaming mouths in north London and candles being lit on Merseyside! COYR!

Fifth for me, hopefully followed by some reactive sackings in self pity city or up north London...

With all this rumbling on the very last thing Liverpool need is a niggly, tricksy away fixture against some bully boys in their last game of the season, at Stoke per se...

Brilliant, you could also genuinely have included Lollana and Lambert. This should be pinned to the dressing room wall on Saturday.

Even if they were to sell, not sure they would be able to meet our asking price, or his ambitions for that matter.

Nerve jangling, but wouldn't that be something!

He's always had that side to his character, a good manager in his sojourn at Saints, but the ego was always going to intervene at some point. I do wonder, given Rodriguez recent new contract and the positive speculation with Clyne's contract, whether the big franchises' are being scared off with Lallanaesque price tags being attached to our players - no more bargains for Wenger, that is for sure. The real Spurs nutter though, is Pochettino, who seems to be under a great deal of pressure in recent weeks - perhaps Levy has given him his school report and horoscope? To attempt to take credit for Koeman's success after the press led hyena attack last summer is despicable, and the recent comment about how much Van Gaal and Koeman's had to spend compared to him (at 'big time' Tottenham) shows a breathtaking lack of respect and what looks like sheer panic. I am praying that Man City win today and we win at Man City next week, alongside chokes from Spurs and the dippers - what a season that will be, and we will be on our way from plucky player supplier for the big franchises to perpetual thorn in their sides!

On opening this I was hoping for end of season Karma; Gerrard. Wouldn't that have been fun!

Whoever writes the Twitter feed for PaddyPower is a card: "Breaking news that Jay Rodriguez has signed a new four year deal, which will keep him at St Mary's until the next transfer window." - raised a smile!

Genuinely surprised and pleased. Hopefully an early show of intent and ambition, great stuff!

Agree with much of this, but feel that if the glaring holes for experienced cover at goalkeeper and striker had been addressed in January, we would have been able to hold it together. Crazy really.

King Dong would be much better, and more appropriate considering the sh*gging currently being given!

It's nice to think that there is still romance in football, and if a funny little club from sunny little Bournemouth can get to second place in the Championship it gives hope to the likes of Aldershot and Eastleigh. We should give them the welcome they deserve at SMS, a seaside town up until recently only famous for geriatrics and exiled scouse benefit scrongers, now briefly in the big time. Like Michael Barrymore at the end of the pier...

Brilliant analogy Batman, and one that I'll be borrowing. Now for the scouser's league form to go into free fall - YNWA LMFAO!

He'd have his c*ck out in a jacuzzi again...

Voted, will be interesting to see how the Liverpool Echo cook the books...