Miltonaggro

You clearly never saw Kenny Armstrong.

87,000,000 in actual fact...

Indeed.

To be honest they are - across social media - and completely full of shit.

Can you be more specific.

Watched Prowse closely against Swansea and he was the calm head and metronome of the side. Several times the younger players (and Downes!) looked to him for a nod on positioning, so we gained a second skipper on the park. Last game I saw him play for us before the transfer to West Ham was the Sheff Wed away win, first game of the season under Martin, when he looked our fittest player and a class above - looked no different to me on Tuesday.

Top, top target man. Well deserved and our best centre forward since Pelle. Hope he gets the chance to do it in the Prem like Lambert.

Shilton gets a mouthful of El Stallion wet look hair gel, England win the World Cup…

He's mentioned several times that his boyhood hero (and later mentor) was Jussi Jääskeläinen, so had assumed a Bolton fan. Saw this as a good thing when he signed for Saints, as he said that a key reason was the chance to play every week, and emulate JJ's 500 appearences for Bolton. Hope the club can reach an agreement to get him in the first team squad for a promotion push, as him and Peretz in the PL would give us hell of a goalkeeping pairing.

indeed, and I think Ramsdale is a Bolton fan.

The legend is 'Wanking Hand'. Make of that what you will...

The Bolton goalkeeper coach has fitted him with new gloves for the next game:

When we play Bolton, Tonda should tell our forwards (the whole team for that matter) to pepper Baz's goal whenever in range, that would provide some redemption for watching the opposition being coached to do so over the past three years. As the highest scoring side in the division currently, it could be like the fucking Alamo for athletic Gavin, our erstwhile pedigree chum!

Ich glaube, du wirst feststellen, dass sein Name eigentlich Herr. Keven Matteo Schlotterbeck ist, mein korinthenkackerischer Liebling x

Yep Downes for me too, total commitment and the right choice for skipper.

'clearly very athletic':

Mention in dispatches to Prowsey last night. Watched him for a lot of the game, and it was all about marshalling the players around him and using experience to set the tempo. Also the big German centre half didn’t put a foot wrong - we have a proper footballer there.

#crisptastic

I read that as morals = very poor

After reliving the Baz ‘you’ve been framed’ collection, I genuinely think if we played this chap in goal (£12 rather than £12m) he would have been a better shot stopper / communicator!

92 games, I'd say the dig would likely unearth around 61.5 'moments'.

Horrible Steptoe fucker, but I would have taken him at Saints on a ‘trial basis’ given our current self-inflicted deprivation up front - he scored goals in Serie A last year, and will score goals in this league!

Hopefully long-distance Spors has signed the right Abbott. Hungry, guaranteed to improve, and Nottingham Forest rather than Epping Forest.